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#1 ridersfan06

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:04 AM

As many of you know, I am the photog for the Jesuit varsity baseball team.  Things are not going good for the team right now. It seems like every bounce is going against them and they cannot get a break.  I was wondering if anybody had any ideas on good luck charms or other things we could do to break the hex that is on the team.

#2 CaliHornia

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:21 AM

Jesuits?

Pray.
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#3 Pflugerville Ag

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 08:00 AM

Have them find a new "photog."
The following is a conversation that took place during P-Ville's Bachelor Party Weekend on June 21, 2003 at 6:30am after Dustin and P-Ville finished a 1.75L of Captain Morgan's.  

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P-Ville:  "Dustin, what the hell are you doing?"
Dustin:  "Shut up, I'm trying to turn on Sportscenter!"
P-Ville: "Dustin, dumbass, that's not a TV, that's the dresser."
Dustin:  "Oh shit!"

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#4 Pflugerville Ag

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 08:00 AM

Give everyone on the team a sledge hammer and tell them to smash the first Ford Focus that they see.
The following is a conversation that took place during P-Ville's Bachelor Party Weekend on June 21, 2003 at 6:30am after Dustin and P-Ville finished a 1.75L of Captain Morgan's.  

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P-Ville:  "Dustin, what the hell are you doing?"
Dustin:  "Shut up, I'm trying to turn on Sportscenter!"
P-Ville: "Dustin, dumbass, that's not a TV, that's the dresser."
Dustin:  "Oh shit!"

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:10 AM

play better
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#6 Pflugerville Ag

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:15 AM

Bang a fat chick.
The following is a conversation that took place during P-Ville's Bachelor Party Weekend on June 21, 2003 at 6:30am after Dustin and P-Ville finished a 1.75L of Captain Morgan's.  

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P-Ville:  "Dustin, what the hell are you doing?"
Dustin:  "Shut up, I'm trying to turn on Sportscenter!"
P-Ville: "Dustin, dumbass, that's not a TV, that's the dresser."
Dustin:  "Oh shit!"

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:29 AM

"Well, the first thing we do is we go in our meeting and we talk about  we're going to respect everyone; we're going to fear no one. We're not  going to compare scores and we're not going to listen to our fat  little girlfriends."

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:03 AM

Pflugerville Ag said:

Bang a fat chick.

this actually works.  fatter the better.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:25 AM

If you have a war gong handy just bang that big, loud mother f-er as hard as you can...if not all I've got for you is fat chicks.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:43 AM

ridersfan06 said:

As many of you know, I am the photog for the Jesuit varsity baseball team. Things are not going good for the team right now. It seems like every bounce is going against them and they cannot get a break. I was wondering if anybody had any ideas on good luck charms or other things we could do to break the hex that is on the team.

Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.  Tell them to work harder.  If that doesn't work, let them cruise around in your ford focus and pick up a few trannies for the night.  that should kill their bad luck.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:50 AM

Find JOBU...

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:32 PM

buy them all Ranger hats...at least they'll do good the first half of the season.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:49 PM

nail a cheerleader...someone on the dance team will also do
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 12:56 PM

Dustin00whoop said:

buy them all Ranger hats...at least they'll do good the first half of the season.

that's actually a pretty good idea.

then people will follow them despite sucking horribly, yet inadequately (but loyally) defend them in the face of history & logic!

#15 Pflugerville Ag

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:08 PM

Dustin00whoop said:

buy them all Ranger hats...at least they'll do good the first half of the season.

Then they can trade all of their up and coming freshmen to another school in exchange for a washed up, overrated senior.
The following is a conversation that took place during P-Ville's Bachelor Party Weekend on June 21, 2003 at 6:30am after Dustin and P-Ville finished a 1.75L of Captain Morgan's.  

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P-Ville:  "Dustin, what the hell are you doing?"
Dustin:  "Shut up, I'm trying to turn on Sportscenter!"
P-Ville: "Dustin, dumbass, that's not a TV, that's the dresser."
Dustin:  "Oh shit!"

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 02:11 PM

Pray the Rosary. Recite the Magnificat. Pray the Divine Mercy. If none of that works, try the fat chick idea.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 02:20 PM

Agnlaw said:

Pray the Rosary. Recite the Magnificat. Pray the Divine Mercy. If none of that works, try the fat chick idea.

ah, Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help hit curveball.
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