KCAggie
06-06-2006, 11:03 PM
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
>>>>settled in, he
>>>>glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
>>>>the plane.
>>>>
>>>>He soon realized she was heading straight towards
>>>>his seat.
>>>>As fate would have it, she took the seat right
>>>>beside his.
>>>>
>>>>Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
>>>>"Business trip or pleasure?"
>>>>
>>>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
>>>>the Annual
>>>>Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
>>>>
>>>>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
>>>>he had ever
>>>>seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
>>>>meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>>>>
>>>>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
>>>>asked,
>>>>"What's your business role at this convention?"
>>>>
>>>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
>>>>have learned
>>>>from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
>>>>popular myths
>>>>about sexuality."
>>>>
>>>>"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
>>>>there?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
>>>>African-American men
>>>>are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact
>>>>it is the Native
>>>>American Indian who is most likely to possess that
>>>>trait.
>>>>
>>>>Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
>>>>lovers when actually
>>>>it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
>>>>
>>>>I have also discovered that the lover with
>>>>absolutely the best
>>>>stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>>>>
>>>>Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
>>>>blushed. "I'm sorry,"
>>>>she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of
>>>>this with you. I don't
>>>>even know your name."
>>>>
>>>>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
>>>>friends call me Bubba.
>>>>settled in, he
>>>>glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
>>>>the plane.
>>>>
>>>>He soon realized she was heading straight towards
>>>>his seat.
>>>>As fate would have it, she took the seat right
>>>>beside his.
>>>>
>>>>Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
>>>>"Business trip or pleasure?"
>>>>
>>>>She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
>>>>the Annual
>>>>Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
>>>>
>>>>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
>>>>he had ever
>>>>seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
>>>>meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>>>>
>>>>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
>>>>asked,
>>>>"What's your business role at this convention?"
>>>>
>>>>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
>>>>have learned
>>>>from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
>>>>popular myths
>>>>about sexuality."
>>>>
>>>>"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
>>>>there?"
>>>>
>>>>"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
>>>>African-American men
>>>>are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact
>>>>it is the Native
>>>>American Indian who is most likely to possess that
>>>>trait.
>>>>
>>>>Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
>>>>lovers when actually
>>>>it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
>>>>
>>>>I have also discovered that the lover with
>>>>absolutely the best
>>>>stamina is the Southern Redneck."
>>>>
>>>>Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
>>>>blushed. "I'm sorry,"
>>>>she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of
>>>>this with you. I don't
>>>>even know your name."
>>>>
>>>>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
>>>>friends call me Bubba.