Cowboy phrases that Brokeback Mountain ruined

[Pflugerville Ag]

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie.

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

[texag005]

That is freakin funny yet disgusting at the same time

[aggie1997]

The only saving grace from that movie was that they were hearding sheep. Not that it makes it much better, but I am trying to think of something positive to save the cowboy reputation.