Prison vs. Work

[Pflugerville Ag]

I know most of you have probably already seen this, but I still find it funny and sad at the same time.

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK.......you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.......you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK.........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON. .... You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.........They're called managers.

[texag005]

That's pretty funny, can't say i've ever seen that

[polish]

I have never seen that. I laughed

[dre1222]

I don't even get a break for meals.

[The Massacre]

IN PRISON: you get rammed home by men
AT WORK: you don't

case closed

[Dustin00whoop]

IN PRISON: you get rammed home by men


Only if you are a bitch.

[The Massacre]

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[dre1222]

IN PRISON: you get rammed home by men
AT WORK: you don't

case closed

I could if I wanted to.

[Loftin]

Only if you are a bitch.

Spoken like a man with experience.

[Dustin00whoop]

Spoken like a man with experience.

Are you kidding me? You don't know? I thought everyone knew that The Mass was a bitch! I guess you have been too long on the outside. ;)

[Slotback]

How many of you have ever spent any length of time in a prison unit? (in any capacity). It's not pleasant. At least at work it has the potential to be pleasant.

[aggie1997]

In prison - You are not forced to work if the temperature is too high or too low
Work - I have driven through blinding storms, ice, snow, hail, and everything else you can imagine to get to the office.