Friday Night Joke

[Dustin00whoop]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon
quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all
the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his
parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he
shouted.
A few moments passed.
"An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's
have company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later,'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments,
"The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are
having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with
a Popsicle too."

[Foot Wedge]

Good one!:gig:

Here's a Saturday Night joke....

What are the 3 worst words you can hear while making love???
















HONEY....I'M HOME!







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"Secret Security Sucks!"

Bill Clinton

[TwelfthAG]

JOKE #3:

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember th at I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't.""Yes, I did."

"My! God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired"

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh..she got fired too."

[polish]

Telling jokes instead of being at MUSTER :mad:

[TwelfthAG]

:( I was studying for my 8 hr test that's today. I know....

[Pflugerville Ag]

Joke 3 is the best!