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KCAggie
03-27-2006, 03:57 PM
Damnit, an aggie is on the list, but at least so is a longhorn :gig:
http://www.ahajokes.com/spo06.html
cyanide
03-27-2006, 04:59 PM
Norman Einstein? lmao...I can't breathe...
CoolaidWade
03-27-2006, 05:02 PM
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
That is hilarious! D for Diploma!
Foot Wedge
03-27-2006, 06:01 PM
Not on this list, but one of the best quotes I've ever heard was when ex-heavy weight champ Leon Spinks was asked...
"Do you like fighting abroad?"
"Oh no! I would never hit a woman."
texag005
03-27-2006, 06:41 PM
I like the Metcalf quote. You can just hear his voice saying that to some kid
NPLAggie07
03-28-2006, 10:54 AM
Didn't look at the link but here is one from Mike Tyson. After losing to Lennox Lewis, Tyson said something to the effect of "I'll take my hand off to him." I thought it was pretty funny.
Aggie By Default
03-28-2006, 01:31 PM
Not on this list, but one of the best quotes I've ever heard was when ex-heavy weight champ Leon Spinks was asked...
"Do you like fighting abroad?"
"Oh no! I would never hit a woman."
That is freaking hilarious!!:D
EconAg05
03-28-2006, 07:30 PM
those are great lol
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