Make your own...

[dre1222]

I found this hilarious.
Thanks, "Make Your Own Dildo Kit". I purchased this kit and made a perfectly enjoyable cast of my boyfriend's rather wide penis. When my husband found it, it would have been okay if he hadn't seen the instructions. Now he wants to know who's penis replica am I using. I tried to tell him it's just my own imagination of a perfect penis, but as you need a mold to make it, I finally gave up and told him I used the UPS guy cause he wasn't home. Ladies, throw away the instructions after completing this awesome, thick, vibrating vaginal pleasure!
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002UWC90/sr=1-19/qid=1134084519/ref=sr_1_19/102-2843774-7919336?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=3760931&s=hpc&v=glance

[Pflugerville Ag]

Wow. Dare I ask how you happened to find this? What the hell were you searching for?

[cyanide]

Wow. Dare I ask how you happened to find this? What the hell were you searching for? Exactly my question.

[Slotback]

Very good question. Does her boyfriend know about this thread?

[phatbc]

wait wait....I'm gonna come to Dre's defense. It's on collegehumor and I saw it before this post.

I get the feeling after reading some of the reviews that other ppl stumbled upon it and just made **** up to be funny, probably like the story above. Right after the posting on collegheumor tons of reviews popped up.

[Pflugerville Ag]

Just b/c its on college humor does not mean that Dre found it that way. I think she was looking for a gift for Santa to give her.

[Slotback]

Dre needs to get back here and tell us the truth :D Not that any of this bunch will believe it or anything. :p

[dre1222]

It was on texags. And I also remember seeing it somewhere else. I was not searching for it. Why do I need a fake one when I have a real one at home?

[TwelfthAG]

not satsified enough, maybe?

[dre1222]

Every now and then he'll read on there so...I'm satisfied.

[cyanide]

wow, i thought dre was a guy this whole time. *shrugs* anyway, proceed with your newfound toy thingy, dre. my bad. i was wondering why the hell a guy would be looking for something like that..lol

[Vlyrock]

Well...a guy likes it...check out this review.
The benefit of "Make Your Own Dildo Kit" can be simply stated: it is the only product on the market that will allow you to realize the fantasy of "experiencing" yourself, and for this purpose its value cannot be overstated. I recommend alternate products for harder use, such as "The Fist" or "The Intruder 3" for a powered toy. As always, remember to use an appropriate disinfectant.

[Pflugerville Ag]

wow, i thought dre was a guy this whole time. *shrugs* anyway, proceed with your newfound toy thingy, dre. my bad. i was wondering why the hell a guy would be looking for something like that..lol

Serious rep for thinking Dre was a guy. That made my morning.

[CoolaidWade]

I thought Dre was a guy for about a month too. I'd be like, "Why is this guy talking about flowers?" or something like that.

[dre1222]

Why? Is it because my screenname is dre?