10 ideas for peace in Iraq

[dre1222]

http://www.bsnews.org/opinions/010

[Loftin]

if I was living in some 135 degree heat with sand going down my clothes and butt-cheeks all the time, I’d want to blow myself up too.

Give a 16-year-old Sunni the choice between killing himself and spending his life playing videogame football, and he’ll make the right choice every time.

Who needs 70 virgins in Heaven when you’ve already got 4 slutty wenches in the room just raring to go?

There are some really inciteful ideas here.

[Slotback]

I wonder if Clyde has seen what some of the wenches look like.

[phatbc]

hey man if you just leave the towel over the head its all good :D

[cyanide]

Phat, that's so lame. I dunno about anyone else, but a face is important. Covering the horror that lies underneath would only make a bad situation worse. haha.... Imagine the animalistic growling and stuff emanating from beneath it? Yeesh....

[texag005]

I like it Phat. Rep

[cyanide]

How about a deprogramming effort done en masse? You know how those people who get kidnapped by the Moonies or some other whacko cult wind up brainwashed? Well, we should hire those people who deprogram those imbeciles, but do it on a larger scale. Come on, let's be real. If the best thing a "religion" can come up with to entice people into performing acts of suicide to commit mass murder is 70 virgins, then this can be fixed. And if all else fails, it's nothing that a little door to door/smart bomb action won't fix.

Personally I think the entire religion of Islam is crappola, beginning with the con artist/criminal/child molester that Mohammad was. Imagine the disappointment when these people commit their acts of violence, and then they wind up sitting up to their waists in a pit of fire while having a giant, red devil, with bifurcated tongue and pitchfork, laughing at them for being moronic asswipes. I'd pay OODLES for the DVD: "Asswipes for Eternity". haha..

Okay, I am insane and not funny.. must go find something productive to do....