KCAggie
12-12-2005, 10:21 PM
Subject: Bartender Psychology careful what you drink
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in
the
ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana
boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has
very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality:
Conservative
and
classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should
be
an easy target.
Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking
to
get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens
there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
very
simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help
him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting
laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in
the
ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana
boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
has
very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality:
Conservative
and
classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and
sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should
be
an easy target.
Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking
to
get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens
there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
very
simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help
him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting
laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay