View Full Version : A Bush joke to end your day...
Pflugerville Ag
10-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
"Mr. President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq yesterday"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible, terrible news!"
There's silence in the room. Bush's staff sits stunned at his display of
emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks his Secretary of Defense
"Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Dustin00whoop
10-04-2005, 05:40 PM
Dude, thats a blonde joke. Don't go turning blonde jokes into Bush jokes....thats just wrong.
texag005
10-04-2005, 05:44 PM
i'm the biggest bush supporter in the world, but that was funny right there, i don't care who you are, stupid but funny.
Pflugerville Ag
10-04-2005, 06:01 PM
I've never heard a joke about Donald Rumsfeld telling a blond about 3 Brazilian soldiers dieing in Iraq.
texag005
10-04-2005, 06:02 PM
sorry i'm out of the "joke loop", i don't hear that many jokes
polish
10-04-2005, 07:49 PM
I expected more at the start of the joke
Texas Aggie 07
10-05-2005, 01:41 PM
I heard it last week as a blonde joke
dre1222
10-05-2005, 02:24 PM
Y'all are high maintenance.
sawemoff56
10-05-2005, 03:37 PM
Yeah I support bush but that was funny, except it was better as a blonde joke
Loftin
10-05-2005, 04:01 PM
i'm the biggest bush supporter in the world, but that was funny right there, i don't care who you are, stupid but funny.
http://union.fsu.edu/powwow/images/larrythecableguy_small.jpg
phatbc
10-05-2005, 07:39 PM
I get it cause there are a lot of brazilians in the world! funny stuff.
texag005
10-05-2005, 08:03 PM
Secrets out, I'm really larry the cable guy...........damn i wish, then i'd be a helluva a lot richer than I am now
phatbc
10-05-2005, 11:18 PM
but you would still wear your old beat-up clothes
Texas Aggie 07
10-05-2005, 11:56 PM
how is your sister? the one with the moles?
texag005
10-06-2005, 12:35 AM
ahh u should know 07, she said she was at your place last night. ;)
Texas Aggie 07
10-06-2005, 08:10 AM
no, that was your mom last night ;)
Loftin
10-06-2005, 08:23 AM
but you would still wear your old beat-up clothes
What's funny is that he's a fat slob, wearing crappy clothes that he rips, and he proabably gets more(and better) women than all of us.
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