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Pumchavas28
08-14-2008, 01:09 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: (http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384/Report:-USC-dealing-with-jock-itch-outbreak)

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384/Report:-USC-dealing-with-jock-itch-outbreak

It's not as serious as, say, starting quarterback Mark Sanchez's dislocated kneecap, but the USC Trojans are suffering a new rash of injuries.


Emphasis on rash.

According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, as much as 25% of the team has been affected by a run of tinea cruris, known more colloquially as "jock itch."

Head coach Pete Carroll told the Times he'd never seen anything like the current outbreak and pointed a finger at new compression shorts the team has been wearing underneath their football pants.

"We've had to adjust to some new equipment that we're wearing that didn't work out right," Carroll said. "It's funny how that happened."

You'll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren't laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.

"It burns," Patterson said.
"Sometimes they can't walk," said tailback Stafon Johnson. "I don't know what it is, but I'm staying away from it."

phatbc
08-14-2008, 01:11 PM
well at least they don't have the Clap!

texags08
08-14-2008, 01:17 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

DCAggie
08-14-2008, 02:10 PM
Will this help our chances w/ Carroll? ;)

Dustin00whoop
08-14-2008, 02:13 PM
I blame the cleat chasers.

12th man fan
08-14-2008, 02:19 PM
I blame the cleat chasers.

They better hope it's not contagious.

ridersfan06
08-14-2008, 02:27 PM
maybe they need a vist from Trojan Man;)

Vlyrock
08-14-2008, 05:57 PM
Wow, imagine how this ruins your chances if you're on the football team.

FB player at party... "so, hot girl, want to go back to my place."
Hot girl... "uh...don't you have jock itch?"

PinetarAg
08-14-2008, 06:10 PM
maybe they need a vist from Trojan Man;)

yeah maybe :bored: