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pepperhorn
04-21-2008, 10:57 PM
Not sure if this is the right forum for this, but I thought I'd share a story with you guys that happened to me last week.

For three days last week I drove back and forth from Austin to Gonzales, where we manufacture our brines. We were doing our largest production run to date – about 1,800 gallons worth and it required my constant attention.

I do this drive more often than I’d like to, but the fact that there are 4 of the best bar-b-que joints in Texas makes the trip a lot more bearable. I stop in Lockhart and Luling to check out the bbq at Black’s, Smitty’s, Kreutz’s, and Luling City Market almost on every trip. Last week was no exception, and I think Luling and Kreutz’s are pulling away from the other two.

I was in between Luling and Lockhart on my way back to Austin when I saw the Sheriff’s car that I just past, make a U-turn in my rearview mirror. I had the cruise control set at 72 in a 65 and never really pay much mind to a Sheriff’s car anyway. But when I saw the U-turn, I knew I was had.

He flashed the sirens and I waited until there was an appropriate turn off and then pulled over so that we wouldn’t be on the side of the road (I think the cops appreciate this, for whatever reason).

The cop asked me what the rush was and I immediately began to talk about bbq with him. I showed him our bottles and asked if he was a grill man. We talked about his ribs and his smoker for a minute or two, I tried to give him a bottle of our stuff, but he refused on the grounds that it could be misconstrued as a bribe.

He told me he wasn’t going to give me a ticket, but I was going to get a written warning. He went to his car, processed my info and then returned. When he returnd I told him that he disproved my theory that 7mph above the speed limit is a safe cruising speed. He looked at me and smiled and said that most cops’ll give you 10 mph over the speed limit, but at the moment he was a little more sensitive. He needed to make sure that his bosses knew (he was a deputy in a Sheriff’s car) that he wasn’t just pulling over minorities. He had a white quota that needed to be filled for the month and he decided 7mph and a white guy was just what the quota needed.

He was a little embarrassed for telling me, and I was a little taken aback by his honesty, but as long as I wasn’t getting a ticket, I chalked it up to an experience. This wasn’t the first time that talking about bbq has gotten my out of a jam in Texas. But it was definitely the first time I’ve been pulled over for being white.

Burnetaggie99
04-21-2008, 10:59 PM
:cool:

phatbc
04-21-2008, 11:00 PM
:gig: good story

interesting hearing about the quota too.

Slotback
04-21-2008, 11:26 PM
MMMMM....talking BBQ is always a good bet with the cops.....

Vlyrock
04-22-2008, 08:29 AM
Racial profiling against white people...nice.

texags08
04-22-2008, 11:25 AM
:cool:

aggie1997
04-22-2008, 11:32 AM
And I always thought it was donuts that got their attention.

Bw135
04-22-2008, 03:31 PM
Great story.... not very believable though.

Agnlaw
04-22-2008, 04:21 PM
New crime DWW (driving while white)... dang cops always pickin' on the white man.

Great story.:rep:

12th man fan
04-22-2008, 06:38 PM
Great story.... not very believable though.


Why would you say that?

WesTxAg
04-22-2008, 06:42 PM
what company are you with? i can't see the details of your signature

pepperhorn
04-22-2008, 07:24 PM
I don't know if I would have believed it myself had he not told me so. It really caught me off guard, but who was I to argue with a cop being a little too honest.

what company are you with? i can't see the details of your signature

My company's called Sweetwater Spice & we make a product called BBQ Bath.

WesTxAg
04-22-2008, 07:31 PM
i like to grill and abilene has been in the 90's the past two days, my yard is mowed, and there assuredly is meat wasting away at my local meat market

you say you had a website?

Mole
04-22-2008, 08:20 PM
I think the route to world peace lies through some good BBQ.

Thisjeffguy07
04-22-2008, 08:26 PM
maybe the cop was being sarcastic :huh:

The Massacre
04-22-2008, 09:34 PM
"George Bush hates black people" - kanye

Bw135
04-23-2008, 10:04 AM
Why would you say that?

In this day and age where everything a cop does is recorded, i just can't see them saying anything stupid like that and jeopardizing their job. But there are still idiots out there, so who knows.

whitelightnin_23
04-23-2008, 10:08 AM
In this day and age where everything a cop does is recorded, i just can't see them saying anything stupid like that and jeopardizing their job. But there are still idiots out there, so who knows.

I was told by a cop that he would have probably let me go, but he hadn't reached his daily quota (and several officers were being suspended b/c of the "quota")...

I was pulled over slowing down from a 70 to a 55 mph speed zone. I could still see the speed limit sign.

pepperhorn
04-23-2008, 10:18 AM
our website is www.sweetwaterspice.com, it might be a little under construction, but it's operational.