Urban Dictionary - SLOANED

[Pflugerville Ag]

This is freaking hilarious. Apparently, www.urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com) now has the term "Sloaned."

1.sloanedhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif (javascript:void(0))129 up, 58 downhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif (javascript:void(0))the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team
DAMN, that motha****a got knocked to **** out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

DAMN, that motha****a copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sloaned

[Pflugerville Ag]

It appears that a pissed off and jealous Baylor fan submitted definition #3.

3.sloanedhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif (javascript:void(0))64 up, 29 downhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif (javascript:void(0))The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.

The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.

Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Mother****. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless *******. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!

[aggie1997]

Actually, the "thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory" is incorrect. The dunk didn't go down before the buzzer and therefore it was only a 2 point victory for the hard fouling UCLA bruizers, I mean bruins. Also, I never read anything about the attempted buzzer beater dunk being classless. It was a breakaway and the guy put it down (after the buzzer). The Sloan dunk was a lot more showy and probably un-necessary, but still part of the game. Some people obviously need to grow up, stop having p-envy, and get their facts straight.

[Pumchavas28]

Those dunks go hand in hand with a team in College Football running up the score....

Is it necessary??? NO...

Is it your job to stop them from scoring???? YES...

Is it good sportsmanship on the winning teams part???? NO... (arguably)

[texags08]

Gaylor is just mad because they were actually Sloaned by the namesake...

[Vlyrock]

I don't give a rip about the dunk -- I was upset at the foul call. The dunk would've been sweet had i been a UCLA fan. Nothing wrong with that.