Great night at work last night

[Slotback]

I had a great night at work last night. Here is why:

1) I arrested a child molester.
2) I had to go to the range and shoot.
3) I got paid to do both of the above.
4) My check from a second job arrived.

Now, as to the first item, it was unfortunate that the arrest went off without a hitch. I would have liked to have seen active resistance from the slimeball. Word is from the booking Deputies is that slimeball has a new boyfriend.

Going to the range and shooting afterwards was fun. However, there was not enough ammo for me. Maybe next time.

[dre1222]

You should have just taken one for the team and practiced shooting the child molester.

[Slotback]

Believe me, on the ride to jail, I did think a lot about "street justice".

[polish]

what city are you a cop in you don't mind me asking

[Slotback]

I work for a Sheriff's Department.

[Dustin00whoop]

so the follow-up question would probably be, "what county do you work for, if you don't mind me asking."

[Slotback]

Dustin, I hate to do this, but I have to invoke my 5th Amendment Rights to that question. You probably should be able to figure out why.

[Dustin00whoop]

Yeah, I'm with ya. Actually, that wasn't really for me...I was just assuming that is what Polish would be asking.

[EconAg05]

Good Job :gig:

[polish]

When he didn't answer the question i figured it out, don't blame your lack of intelligence on me Dustin ;)

[Pflugerville Ag]

Come on Slotback. I need to know what county to speed in so that when I get pulled over, I can ask "Are you Slotback?" :)

[Slotback]

I don't stop cars for speeding. I stop people for equipment violations. So your tail lights, head lights, and brake lights had better work!

[Pflugerville Ag]

So tell me where you work. I will speed by every sherriff that I see and if they pull me over, I will tell them that they can't give me a ticket b/c Slotback never pulls people over for speeding.

[Slotback]

Ha ha ha. "You can't give me a ticket....." usually ends with you're right, you're under arrest.

And with gas moving towards $3.00 a gallon, why are you speeding? You must have a lot of money. Therefore you can afford the ticket. :)

[Dustin00whoop]

Hey, Slot...give our guys a break. We all know that they have suspended DLs. That doesn't mean that you have to pull them over. ;)

[Pflugerville Ag]

Typical cop response! ;)

My truck gets the best gas mileage going 55mph, so that's how fast I go, not matter what the speed limit is. I also disregard school zones, construction zones, etc. That is the best way to get the most out of my $60 tank of gas. ;)

Actually, my dad was a Montgomery County Sheriff for a few years while I was growing up.

[Dustin00whoop]

P-ville, your dad was a Sheriff's Deputy? Wow, they really would let anyone wear a badge back in the day. ;)

[Pflugerville Ag]

You never knew that? He actually was cleaning out his apartment a few weeks ago and gave me his badge, cuffs, night stick, belt, uniform, etc. Next time you're in town, we can get all dressed up like a sheriff, go beat up some people, and tell them that our name is Slotback!

Just kidding Slotback! Please don't come arrest me!

[Loftin]

I was pulled over for driving 79 in a 55, in a construction zone with workers present. Also, I was driving a company car that the boss forgot to put the proof of insurance into. Needless to say, it wasn't pretty. I was handcuffed, patted down, the car was searched, and I was given a $586 speeding ticket.

[polish]

that would suck loftin, but i laughed

[Slotback]

That is one pricey ticket. Which is proof positive of why we should all slow down.

And I don't beat up people. There are some that I would like to practice unarmed combat techniques on. Usually prior to leaving the office. :D The public however doesn't give me too many problems. Even when I have to go into some rough neighborhoods and talk to people. Maybe it's my low key approach - which is most of the time.