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Texas Aggie 07
08-26-2005, 02:02 PM
one of my friends sent me this. It has some pretty funny ones. My first one was "she was only 17, and she told her dad"
http://www.monkeyspit.net/fortune.php/
TwelfthAG
08-26-2005, 02:23 PM
I got, "Your death will be horible and no one will cry" :( :D
Dustin00whoop
08-26-2005, 02:25 PM
"Your children will poison you."
Texas Aggie 07
08-26-2005, 02:27 PM
if you keep clicking you will see the others
TwelfthAG
08-26-2005, 02:31 PM
"She was really a man" :eek:

"You will be gang raped in prison" :eek:
Pflugerville Ag
08-26-2005, 03:11 PM
"It will burn when you pee." Uh oh.
polish
08-26-2005, 03:32 PM
it seems my daughter will do porn
Pflugerville Ag
08-26-2005, 03:39 PM
Sweet Polish. I can't wait to rent that one.
Dustin00whoop
08-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Oh ****: "My daughter will do porn" too. Well, Polish, have your unborn daughter call my daughter, & they can hook up. Maybe together we can get through this. :(
TwelfthAG
08-26-2005, 03:55 PM
have your unborn daughter call my daughter, & they can hook up

I like where this is going :gig:
dre1222
08-26-2005, 03:59 PM
You want your daughter to become a lesbian pornstar? You can't watch that. That's dirty.
polish
08-26-2005, 04:05 PM
Ok Dustin, me and my girlfriend will get to work this weekend and in 19 years will shall meet and hopefully get them over their fantasy's
Dustin00whoop
08-26-2005, 04:07 PM
No, I never said that I wanted her to, but my misfortune cookie said that it would happen so it has to be true. :)
Pflugerville Ag
08-26-2005, 04:45 PM
Damn it Dustin. My son already has an arranged marriage with your daughter. I don't want my son screwing around with a porn star.