Warning!!

[Stobie]

Dont take Architorture

:bs: After you realize that some of the projects you get
:headslap:What you really want to do with the professor
:mad: Pissed off that you are in the college!
:( Thinking about how you have no time!
:sad: Realizing you have no life
:undecided: Wondering what you are going to do bc prof give no direction
:stupid: Your true feelings during a critique
:huh: The way you look at other peoples projects
:bored: Yah. another project.
:spy: Looking closter at the requirements
:throwup: Getting sick of the crap you have to go through
:confused: After 2 days no sleep you get a little loopy
:crazy: After 3 days no sleep you get a little crazy
:cry: Just wish you could go to sleep
:down: After you realize your last 4 days were wasted by unknown requirements
:hiss: What you really feel inside after finding this out
:-X What you actually say
:humph: Thats how you look when you drive home from class, cant stay awake
:zzz: In the parking lot in front of your house, couldnt make it in.
:cheers: This only happens after you graduate becasue untill then your a slave to the hell!!!!

I got bored... :laugh:

[legelegel]

Dont take Architorture

:bs: After you realize that some of the projects you get
:headslap:What you really want to do with the professor
:mad: Pissed off that you are in the college!
:( Thinking about how you have no time!
:sad: Realizing you have no life
:undecided: Wondering what you are going to do bc prof give no direction
:stupid: Your true feelings during a critique
:huh: The way you look at other peoples projects
:bored: Yah. another project.
:spy: Looking closter at the requirements
:throwup: Getting sick of the crap you have to go through
:confused: After 2 days no sleep you get a little loopy
:crazy: After 3 days no sleep you get a little crazy
:cry: Just wish you could go to sleep
:down: After you realize your last 4 days were wasted by unknown requirements
:hiss: What you really feel inside after finding this out
:-X What you actually say
:humph: Thats how you look when you drive home from class, cant stay awake
:zzz: In the parking lot in front of your house, couldnt make it in.
:cheers: This only happens after you graduate becasue untill then your a slave to the hell!!!!

I got bored... :laugh:

After my sophomore year in Architectural Design, my major changed. A move that saved my life and enabled me to remove the gun in my mouth.;)

[phatbc]

my future father in law is an architect (former student) and I know some now.

you guys do so many projects that require so many hours its ridiculous

[Stobie]

Tell me about it... I have a year and half left so im over the hump then on to grad school.... Im just glad my fiancee dad is an architect so I have my foot in the door when I get out of hell!

[Texags Refugee]

:gig: The way you feel after changing your major to Construction Science

[Pflugerville Ag]

Do you work for Vandalay Industries?

[Texags Refugee]

no

[Mole]

I hope they teach you architects something in school. The sister of one of the guys I work with is a UH architect major. She asked him to review one of her drawings. He took a look at it and commented that it was a nice office floor she had designed but where were the mechanical and electrical rooms and most importantly where are the restrooms?:headslap:

[Texags Refugee]

I work with Arch every day. All I can say is.....................:headslap:























;)

[TwelfthAG]

Do you work for Vandalay Industries?

Vandalay Industries is in latex :stupid:

[Pflugerville Ag]

Vandalay Industries is in latex :stupid:

You sure its not Marine Biology?

[TwelfthAG]

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal
George: Whatever
Kramer: Well what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blow hole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. (Shows Kramer's golf ball, while Jerry's jaw opens in astonishment)
Kramer: (In disbelief) Is that a Titleist? (George nods.)
Kramer: A hole in one huh?

[legelegel]

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal
George: Whatever
Kramer: Well what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blow hole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. (Shows Kramer's golf ball, while Jerry's jaw opens in astonishment)
Kramer: (In disbelief) Is that a Titleist? (George nods.)
Kramer: A hole in one huh?

:rep: Here's your video that goes with your text.

YouTube - George & The Whale

YouTube - George is a Marine Biologist

[legelegel]

When my son was fairly young he told us about his search for golf balls in the water.

He was very proud that he had found some tit' uh lists..

[StructuralPoke]

I had 5 studio classes for my Architectural Engineering degree and this is what I felt like almost all of the time in there --> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/structuralpoke/smileyballs.gif

[StructuralPoke]

Engineer: Jack Nicholson
Architect: Tom Cruise Engineer: You want answers?
Architect: I think I’m entitled to them.
Engineer: You want answers?!
Architect: I want the truth!
Engineer: You can’t HANDLE the truth!!
Son, we live in a world that has CHILLERS, BOILERS AND SWITCHGEAR. And those PIECES OF EQUIPMENT have to be LOCATED IN ROOMS. Who’s gonna DESIGN THEM? You? You, MR. ARCHITECT? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for LOST PARKING SPACES and you curse the SIZE OF MY GENERATOR. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that THOSE MEP SYSTEMS, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives… You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties. You WANT me on that DESIGN TEAM. You NEED me on that DESIGN TEAM. We use words like DESIGN, CODE, ANALYSIS… We use these words as the backbone to a life spent PROVIDING OWNER COMFORT AND ENERGY EFFICIENCY. You use ‘em as a punchline at a party.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my DESIGN to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very ENVIRONMENT that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a DUCTULATOR and DESIGN a BUILDING SYSTEM. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!
Architect : Did you OVERSIZE THE MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL ROOMS?
Engineer : (quietly) I did the job you HIRED me to do.
Architect : Did you OVERSIZE THE MECHANICAL AND ELECTRICAL ROOMS?!!
Engineer : You’re damn right I did!!!

[StructuralPoke]

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