Alcohol

[jacruzer01]

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'

Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'

Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they open!'

[Texags Refugee]

:gig::laugh:

[polish]

:popcorn: :laugh:

[Pflugerville Ag]

Let's see what kind of stones Jacruzer has. Go ahead and replace "Maxine" with any female poster from Aggiefans....Curly, macduff, Dre, Polish :)

[jacruzer01]

Let's see what kind of stones Jacruzer has. Go ahead and replace "Maxine" with any female poster from Aggiefans....Curly, macduff, Dre, Polish :)

You mean something like this....

So I am at the Tap on night and I approach Curly sitting by herself.

I ask Curly : "May I buy you a drink?"

Curly tells me "No thanks alcohol is bad for my legs".

So I then say "Sorry to hear that, does it cause them to swell?"

And Curly tells me "no they open".

So we leave the Tap expeditiously!!!

How is that for a set of stones??!!! :gig: :gig: :laugh: :laugh:

Sorry Curly, Pflu Ag put me up to it.

[whitelightnin_23]

You mean something like this....

So I am at the Tap on night and I approach Curly PREACHING by herself.
I ask Curly : "May I buy you a drink?"
Curly tells me "No thanks alcohol is bad for my legs".
So I then say "Sorry to hear that, does it cause them to swell?"
And Curly tells me "no they open".
So we leave the Tap expeditiously!!!


FIFY

[Pflugerville Ag]

You mean something like this....

So I am at the Tap on night and I approach Curly sitting by herself.
I ask Curly : "May I buy you a drink?"
Curly tells me "No thanks alcohol is bad for my legs".
So I then say "Sorry to hear that, does it cause them to swell?"
And Curly says, "I guess you've never seen the video."


FIFY.

[Texags Refugee]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: