Pflugerville Ag
10-30-2007, 11:41 AM
A Mexican found himself in San Antonio and decided to approach a prostitute on the River Walk. He asked her,
"How much do you charge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do Mexican style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this was, she said no.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Mexican style." Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Mexican style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdoes from all over the world. How kinky could Mexican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Mexican style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I get my check."
"How much do you charge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied.
"Do you do Mexican style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this was, she said no.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Mexican style." Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Mexican style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdoes from all over the world. How kinky could Mexican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Mexican style' come in?"
The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I get my check."