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zrf2002
09-06-2007, 04:17 PM
thought this was pretty funny from $Bill in his weekly wednesday...


Scalpers, Part I

I had an interesting experience that I'm sure some of you have encountered. While heading over to meet some football recruits and their families, I was confronted by a very persistent scalper on Houston Street. You know the kind – a sign with "Need Tickets" in one hand, and a batch of tickets held up high in the other hand.
I suggested to him that he should leave. It would have ended there, until he dropped an F-bomb on me. Then we had a funny conversation. I said, "Leave now, or I'll call the cops."
He said, "Here, I'll call 'em for you...I'll call 9-1-1."
I said OK and held up my staff ID badge and told him, "Tell them my name, and be sure you spell it right." By then I'd dialed some of our staff who sent a police officer over, Mike Ragan, assistant chief of UPD. As soon as the scalper saw him coming, he decided that discretion was the better part of valor.

Pflugerville Ag
09-06-2007, 04:18 PM
That is freaking awesome.

Mezentius
09-06-2007, 04:19 PM
Classic.

aggie1997
09-06-2007, 04:25 PM
"Tell them my name, and be sure you spell it right."

:laugh::laugh:

$Bill has balls of steel.:gig:

GuatemalanAg
09-06-2007, 04:27 PM
:cool:

Pumchavas28
09-06-2007, 04:27 PM
:gig:

jagowar
09-06-2007, 04:28 PM
awesome....

aggiedad04
09-06-2007, 04:56 PM
:wow: Thats great! The last time I told somebody to spell my name right I ended up with an FBI complaint....but you go Bill..

GregH
09-06-2007, 05:00 PM
F with B you get C

Slotback
09-06-2007, 05:22 PM
Do not jack with Byrne.

toc1331
09-06-2007, 05:35 PM
I said OK and held up my staff ID badge and told him, "Tell them my name, and be sure you spell it right."

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/tombstone.jpg

Slotback
09-06-2007, 05:38 PM
You know toc, I wish I could grow my 'stache like Sam Elliott had in that movie.

toc1331
09-06-2007, 05:42 PM
You know toc, I wish I could grow my 'stache like Sam Elliott had in that movie.

:laugh: have you tried? you never know until you try. it's illegal for me to try it...or i would.

Dustin00whoop
09-06-2007, 07:50 PM
I don't whats funnier, that Byrne did that or that he used the term "F Bomb" in his weekly write-up.