pearland aggie93
08-30-2007, 05:38 PM
Bubba had been going to OKLAHOMA for 11 years and
>>>just couldn't graduate. One day, the dean of students calls Bubba
>>>in to his office and says, "Bubba, we're going to give you the
>>>opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time of the
>>>homecoming football
>>>game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one
>>>question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it
>>>wrong,
>>>you have to go home without it and not come back."
>>>
>>>Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying.
>>>He studied night and day for a month.
>>>
>>>Finally the day came. It was a special day with
>>>homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with
>>>CRIMSON
>>>AND CREAM students and alumni, all waiting to see how Bubba would
>>>do.
>>>
>>>The dean stepped up to the microphone and said,
>>>"Bubba, are you ready for your question?" Bubba said he was.
>>>
>>>The dean asked, "Bubba, what is 3 X 3?".
>>>
>>>Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and
>>>then finally took the microphone and said, "9?". Before the dean
>>>could respond, thousands of the
>>>OKLAHOMA students, alumni and faculty jumped up and yelled .....
>>>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
>>>just couldn't graduate. One day, the dean of students calls Bubba
>>>in to his office and says, "Bubba, we're going to give you the
>>>opportunity to graduate. In a month, at half time of the
>>>homecoming football
>>>game, we are going to bring you out on the field and ask you one
>>>question. If you get it right, you get your degree. If you get it
>>>wrong,
>>>you have to go home without it and not come back."
>>>
>>>Bubba agreed to this and ran off to start studying.
>>>He studied night and day for a month.
>>>
>>>Finally the day came. It was a special day with
>>>homecoming and Bubba's shindig. The whole stadium was packed with
>>>CRIMSON
>>>AND CREAM students and alumni, all waiting to see how Bubba would
>>>do.
>>>
>>>The dean stepped up to the microphone and said,
>>>"Bubba, are you ready for your question?" Bubba said he was.
>>>
>>>The dean asked, "Bubba, what is 3 X 3?".
>>>
>>>Bubba thought about it for about ten minutes and
>>>then finally took the microphone and said, "9?". Before the dean
>>>could respond, thousands of the
>>>OKLAHOMA students, alumni and faculty jumped up and yelled .....
>>>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!"