Why my g/f is better than yours

[Superaggie79]

Every morning I wake up and turn on ESPN while I get dressed and she sleeps for about another hour. This morning they were talking about the Big East and said that the conference had just as many national title contenders as anyone else and as many top level players. My g/f literally pokes her head out of the covers and says "Big East Sucks" and went back to sleep. It was hilarious.

[The Massacre]

that's pretty cool.

let me ask you this....would someone's girlfriend being a 3 Input Chick beat this? just curious....

[Curly06]

very cute:gig:

[Curly06]

that's pretty cool.

let me ask you this....would someone's girlfriend being a 3 Input Chick beat this? just curious....

we all know you dont have a gf- stop askin imaginary questions :)

[The Massacre]

you are right. i don't. it was a hypothetical question, Ms. I'mBetterthanEveryone

[Curly06]

it was a joke- im not better than anyone. seems you think it more than i do

[The Massacre]

i think you might be mistaken on that. i don't think you are better than a single other person. except maybe some coked up, cracked out, out of work, 50 yr old porn star.

[Curly06]

then no need to always say it- guess you cant take a joke- any other poster could have made that comment and you woulda laughed or had a funny response- instead you just like to start stuff over nothing.:bored:

[Superaggie79]

i think you might be mistaken on that. i don't think you are better than a single other person. except maybe some coked up, cracked out, out of work, 50 yr old porn star.
post a pic!

[The Massacre]

my sincerest apologies, joker. i didn't realize it was a joke so i was clarifying that the question was indeed a hypothetical question.

if you are going to add humor to your bag of tricks, you might want to work on your skills a little bit. they are pretty rough.

[whitelightnin_23]

SA- your g/f would be the coolest ever if she said that statement...

cooking you breakfast...naked...NOT under the sheets...going back to sleep...

;)

[Superaggie79]

Yes she would but I wouldn't want the grease poppin her. On that note she has learned how to make white gravy so she really likes to make biscuits and gravy.

[hmiles619]

Yes she would but I wouldn't want the grease poppin her. On that note she has learned how to make white gravy so she really likes to make biscuits and gravy.


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[Stobie]

Ohhh yah well my GF plays fantasy football, NCAA, and Madden with me!!! And damn she is competitive...

[hmiles619]

but does she make white gravy? :cool:

[Stobie]

I think I will step away from the podium now...

[zrf2002]

i had my fantasy football draft a couple nights ago at 10 pm. my wife told me to bring our laptop to bed with me and do the draft while she layed in bed naked.........

[Superaggie79]

Did she service you while you picked? If fantasy football is ranked higher than a naked woman laying next to you then you are a sad man.

[zrf2002]

no, fantasy football is not even close to being ranked higher than having a nake woman in my bed.............

[phatbc]

oh yeah well my fiance used to beat me in madden years ago because she like the tennessee titans uniforms and the TE streak was impossible to stop. she thought she was amazing even tho she pressed one button and ran forward :D

[Stobie]

:popcorn: You take your naked wifes all you want, but when I sit down and converse over football with mine and she doesnt bitch at me for having all the guys over to watch football because she is there talking trash to all of them... then so be it...

[GregH]

My g/f literally pokes her head out of the covers and says "Big East Sucks" and went back to sleep. It was hilarious.
That's exactly what she said to me when you were out of town on business:wow:

[90AG]

but does she make white gravy? :cool:

Classic....

Nobody has asked for pics of the alleged yet?? We can probably solve all of this relatively easily...

C'mon boys...a "brief" synopsis and we'll put it to a vote!