phatbc
07-24-2007, 06:37 PM
Learn to pay attention
>> First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving
>> their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered
>> around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
>> professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is
>> necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
>> you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an
>> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>> butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
>> and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
>> hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
>> finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When
>> everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
>> most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
>> sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
>>
>>
>> "Life's tough; it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
>> First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving
>> their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered
>> around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
>> professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is
>> necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
>> you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an
>> example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
>> butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
>> and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
>> hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
>> finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When
>> everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
>> most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
>> sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
>>
>>
>> "Life's tough; it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne