Great day so far..... My neighbor thinks I'm a stalker

[CoolaidWade]

Talk about the worst luck ever..... I have a neighbor that moved in last week and yesterday I was in my jeep going over my CDs to find something to listen to and she walked up to the door so I gave her a "What's up" nod. Then about three minutes later I found a CD and when I looked up she was still there going through some stuff and when she looked at me it was a "What the hell are you still doing there staring at me" Look. I almost wanted to tell her, "Hey I found my CD just so she wouldn't think I'm a wierdo or something."

Then..... And hour ago or so I went to check my Utilities box outside so I can have some kind of idea of my bill next month and her freaking window is right above the box. So when I looked up from the box I all of a sudden found myself staring in her window and we looked eye to eye and she walked out of the room real quick.

Oh, yeah, the call from my landlord is coming any minute now..... :mad:

[jagowar]

is she hot?

[CoolaidWade]

is she hot?


God, no..... That is what makes this so sad. :cry:

Actually I was outside getting my mail a few minutes ago and talked to her. Everything seems to be cool. She even knows some people that I work with and apparently we have even met before. So there you go. :cheesy:

[TwelfthAG]

That's funny :)

[Vlyrock]

That's cool that's she's cool with you peeking in her window...now only if she was hotter. :D

[Texas Aggie 07]

good story

[polish]

So when I looked up from the box I all of a sudden found myself staring in her window and we looked eye to eye and she walked out of the room real quick.

You've been too long w/o a gf if your staring at ugly chicks :cheesy:

[CoolaidWade]

You've been too long w/o a gf if your staring at ugly chicks :cheesy:


True...... Although the single life isn't too bad. I think I could do another couple of months of this pretty easilly. :cheesy:

[Dustin00whoop]

I don't think its too long w/o a gf. Its too long in the firestation staring at a bunch of other guys. ;)

[CoolaidWade]

I don't think its too long w/o a gf. Its too long in the firestation staring at a bunch of other guys. ;)


Yep, it's totally a 24 hour gay joke at work. That is like the standard insult for any given sentence to any given person.

"So does anybody know where the salt and pepper is?"

"It's where it always is. Stop being so gay."

[Dustin00whoop]

Very funny....rep up!

[Slotback]

Interesting Wade. My neighbor, she thinks I'm psycho. Could be the stories I tell though.

[redraider217]

Yep, it's totally a 24 hour gay joke at work. That is like the standard insult for any given sentence to any given person.

"So does anybody know where the salt and pepper is?"

"It's where it always is. Stop being so gay."

sadly its prolly only the redraider that knows what you mean......its all one big freakin joke in the fire service......you can have a bunch of guys all working a code and still cracking jokes (last night ;))

[CoolaidWade]

sadly its prolly only the redraider that knows what you mean......its all one big freakin joke in the fire service......you can have a bunch of guys all working a code and still cracking jokes (last night ;))


I hear you, dude..... Last night we had this huge car fire...... The thing was ripping and it took two redlines to put it out. Plus it melted alot of the siding on thier house. (Anyway, we all knew they set thier own car on fire but what can we do)

Anyway, we had to wait over an hour for arson to get on the scene because they had a two-alarm going on last night somewhere on the southside (of SA). So while we were waiting, I don't even remember what we were talking about, but we were laughing our ass off.

So the owner comes over out of nowhere and says, "Just what in the hell is remotely funny about right now......" Then she started yelling at us Which caused us to laugh even harder for some reason so our officer had to take her aside and tell her that we were listening to the second alarm over the radio and laughing. And I guess it was contagious because even some of the cops on the scene had to leave.

I just couldn't stop freaking laughing..... :cheesy:

[Vlyrock]

Coolaid, you live in Austin, but work in SA. How does that work out? Do you commute all the time?

[CoolaidWade]

Coolaid, you live in Austin, but work in SA. How does that work out? Do you commute all the time?


Yep..... It's exactly 45 minutes to an hour to get from the Southside of Austin to Downtown San Antonio where I work.

But it's not a big deal to me.... Believe me I have went over every single pro and con for three months before moving to Austin (and dragging several friends with me.)

Our relief time at my station is 10:00 so I don't have to leave Austin until 9:00 when traffic is already disapating. Plus I only work every third day so I only make the drive 10 times a month. And if something happens which forces me to be in SA, I have a room at my parent's house.

I did buy a 1991 Toyota Tercel for 500 bucks (plus about 50 bucks a month for liability insurance) just for the sole purpose of driving from Austin to SA and back again. In under two months I think it's already paid for.... I drive a Jeep Rubicon which gets like 13 miles to the gallon so commuting back and forth with that thing would be a freaking pain. My jeep hasen't left Austin since I moved up here.

[redraider217]

lol ok wade i gotta story for you......

the other night we get called to the prison at 3am for a possible suicide....we get there and this guy had hung himself in his cell....he already had rigors and whatnot so we just called for a JP and didnt work him. while the medic off the ambulance was running a 3 lead to get asystole, i walked back out front to put the med bag back into the rig....one of the other guys was just standing there going "whats happeneing back there?" i said " go see for yourself" he said, "i cant the guard said paramedics only" i said....oh, well the guy hung himself, no big deal, were getting a strip printed off and leaving., so he say' "HUNG HIMSELF>>>REALLY?!?!?! ...hung himslef by what?", so i said...well, i imagine he hung himself by his neck. ... we both busted out laughing and the guards were looking at us like we were crazy because they were all moping around like they had seen a ghost

[Slotback]

Raider: I get called into our jail one night because an inmate managed to strangle himself with the phone cord in a cell. Being very dead and rigor having already set in, I asked the jailers if they had started CPR. They were already quite pale, and needless to say, asking that question with a diabolical grin didn't help things.

[CoolaidWade]

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HAHA! :cheesy:

[redraider217]

lol i went ahead and took that off my sig but i am sure you all know how my love continues to run deep

[redraider217]

Raider: I get called into our jail one night because an inmate managed to strangle himself with the phone cord in a cell. Being very dead and rigor having already set in, I asked the jailers if they had started CPR. They were already quite pale, and needless to say, asking that question with a diabolical grin didn't help things.lol im with you man