Best Movie One-Liners

[MarylandAG]

So I was watching the Rocky marathon on Spike yesterday and it reminded of great one liners in a movie, what are your favorites?

For me,

Best one: Lonesome Dove, Capt'n Call after beating the army scout that was whipping Nute.....

"I hate rude behavior in a man! I won't tolerate it!"

Ones I remember:

Rocky II: Yo Adrian! I did it!

Forget movie, remember line (Bruce Willis says it): Yeepee ka yay, Mother Fu@*#%!

Sissy and Buford Davis (Bud), Urban Cowboy: "Know how to two-step?"..." Wanna prove it?"

[phatbc]

Bruce Willis = Die Hard

[MarylandAG]

That's it Phat, I always get that movie and the Lethal Weapons movies confused. I've never seen any of the Terminator movies but doesn't Arnold have a one-liner he says in those?

[MarylandAG]

Remember another, and very telling on my age!

Clint Eastwood, Every Which Way But Loose:

"Right turn Clyde!"

[whitelightnin_23]

Tons in Tombstone, Dumb & Dumber, Anchorman...

[Gravy]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[whitelightnin_23]

^
Dodgeball...nice!

[Pflugerville Ag]

Too many to list from Tommy Boy.

[Mole]

There's a great one from "We Were Soldiers"

Mel Gibson tells Sam Elliot that he ought to go get himself a M-16 before they go into the field. At this point Sam Elliot only carries a .45 sidearm. Sam Elliot looks a Gibson and says:

"Time comes I need one sir there'll be plenty of them lying on the ground."

There's another good one in that movie. Gibson finds out they are renaming his command the 7th Cavalry. He's worried about this because of the stigma of Custer being wiped out at the Little Big Horn. He tells Sam Elliot about it and he says:

"Sir, Custer was a pu$$y. You ain't."

Another of my favorites is from Army of Darkness:

Ash - Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

[MarylandAG]

"Vote for Pedro!"
"Sweet Ride" :laugh:

[Mole]

Back in high school I could throw a pig skin a quarter mile.

[MarylandAG]

Forrest: "Live is like a box of chocolates"

[MarylandAG]

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/movies/movie-quotes-trivia.htm

[jagowar]

lots of super troopers

the opening scene in full metal jacket had a ton as well.

terminator

[blackgloves]

Oh my lord! Not one mention to ANY Arnold Swartznegger movies? Hes the King of the One Liners!

"Hasta La Vista....BABY"

"Talk to the hand"

"I know now why you cry, and it is something that I can never do"

[tjdavis27]

"hello clarice."

Drill Sgt:"how tall are you son?"
Recruit:"about five foot nine, sir"
Drill Sgt:"Jesus Christ, I didn't know they stacked **** that high!"

[TexAgFromCal]

"You and your slope teacher"

[Loftin]

"I've got to get these mother f-ing snakes off this mother f-ing plane!"

[MarylandAG]

What is the line from Scarface...Tony Montana

"F....the Diaz brothers we can bury those cockroaches!"

Am I close??

[Mole]

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!" - Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[Pumchavas28]

Rocky...


I fell like a kentucky fried idiot.....

[Pumchavas28]

Dusk Till Dawn

Everybody be cool, YOU be cool.... :cool:

[Pumchavas28]

Shrek

I've got to save my @$$.....

[Pumchavas28]

Coach Bryant (Junction Boys)

We're gonna work now......:gig:

[Pumchavas28]

Chong

Dave's not here man.....

[Pumchavas28]

Joker


Where does he get those wonderful toys.....

[Pumchavas28]

Dawn of the Dead


You can stay at the Holiday Inn if it's still there Shaq...

[Pumchavas28]

Superman The Movie & Superman Returns


Statistically speaking, flying is still the safest way to travel.....

[jacruzer01]

Blazing Saddles:

"Man they said you was hung, and they were right".

Space Balls:

"Whats the matter Coloniel Sanders, Chicken?"

[90AG]

Animal house...

was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, son...

Johnny Dangerously...

My father hung me on a hook.....Once...

and the Number one one liner of all time....from Caddyshack...

be the ball, Danny...

[90AG]

Dang I hate killing a thread....:sad:

[CoolaidWade]

Maybe, "Maverick Supersonic, I'll be there in 30 seconds...."

Or maybe even "Yeah, I want some burgers. Furr burgers!"

[blackgloves]

Gump.... What Is Your Soul Purpose In This Army?

To Do Whatever It Is You Tell Me To Do Drill Sargent!

[centralaggie0913]

dodge ball

Cotton McKnight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.
Pepper Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable.

Cotton McKnight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a m»nage ? trois of pain.
Pepper Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

Cotton McKnight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Cotton McKnight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

[after sudden death is announced]
Cotton McKnight (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170550/): Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the greatest happening in sport: sudden-death dodgeball.
Pepper Brooks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): Pepper needs new shorts!

[whitelightnin_23]

"Luke, I am your father."

Star Wars

[whitelightnin_23]

Gone w/ the Wind
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

[whitelightnin_23]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner." Dirty Dancing

[whitelightnin_23]

Indiana Jones
"Why'd if have to be snakes?"

[whitelightnin_23]

"I feel the need, the need for SPEED"

How can this thread NOT have TOP GUN???

[whitelightnin_23]

"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"

dammit if I forgot this movie title...

[whitelightnin_23]

Major League
"Are you crying?? There's no crying in baseball!"

[whitelightnin_23]

"Phone home!"
E freaking T

[whitelightnin_23]

"Ma!... the meatloaf!
Wedding Crashers

[whitelightnin_23]

Scarface
"This town is like one big pussy, waiting to get fuc!!!ed"

[whitelightnin_23]

The price is WRONG Bob!!!

Happy Gilmore

[whitelightnin_23]

Goonies
"hey, you guys!!"

[whitelightnin_23]

"Damn, we're in a tight spot."
O Brother Where Art Thou

[whitelightnin_23]

spartans! Tonight We Dine In Hell!

300

[whitelightnin_23]

Orange County
You want to get naked & start a revolution?

[whitelightnin_23]

SAMSONITE!!! I was way off.
Hey Harry, why don't you take these extra gloves my hands are sweating!
Radio! Who needs a radio???
Who is the dead man who hit me in the had w/ a salt shaker?

Dumb & Dumber

Soo many more...but those are off the top of my head.

[whitelightnin_23]

SOOMEbody's got a case of the Moondays!
Two chicks at the same time, that's what I'd do.
Why should I change MY name, I'm not the no talent ass clown!
I'm going to burn this place down

Office Space

[whitelightnin_23]

You're so MONEY & you don't even know it!
MIKEY'S the big winner!
You see this 50cent piece? It has your name on it if you come back here quick & ask the bartender to go easy on the water!

Swingers

[dogdoc]

Badges...We don't need no stinking bages.

RUN FOREST!!!

Pardon me while I whip this out.

Oh no, we suck again.

[KCAggie]

My favs:

You talking to me?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

You're gonna need a bigger boat

I'll be back

There's no crying in baseball

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

[November Echo]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.......
Jaws

[centralaggie0913]

We were Soldier

LT: beautiful day Sgt. Maj.
Sgt. Maj: what do you think I am? some sort of f*#($* weatherman

[Superaggie79]

boondock saints

Doc (http://imdb.com/name/nm0662730/): You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco (http://imdb.com/name/nm0217386/): I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match ****'s got to go.
Doc (http://imdb.com/name/nm0662730/): What?
Connor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001218/): Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005342/): And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Murphy (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005342/): We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001218/): That is nicely put.

Paul Smecker (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): What are you doing?
Hojo (http://imdb.com/name/nm0664389/): I just wanted to cuddle.
Paul Smecker (http://imdb.com/name/nm0000353/): Cuddle? What a ***.

[Mole]

Major League

The no crying in baseball line is from "A League of Their Own"

[whitelightnin_23]

The no crying in baseball line is from "A League of Their Own"

DAMMIT!!!

That's what I meant!
nice catch
:rep:

[Mole]

DAMMIT!!!

That's what I meant!
nice catch
:rep:

No problem just helping out where I can.:D

[Gravy]

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"

Rowdy Roddy Piper said it in "Them".

[Mole]

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"

Rowdy Roddy Piper said it in "Them".

I was thinking it was from "Army of Darkness" but I can't remember where in the movie.

[Gravy]

How about this one:

"The name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny, but I ain't got no friends."

[Double Rods]

Tommyboy "Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of $h!t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me."

[WesTxAg]

"Remember, we play for blood"
"I was just foolin' about"
"I WASN'T"

&

Big Gulps, eh?

[WesTxAg]

boondock saints

mad:rep: for the last one!!!

[Pflugerville Ag]

The no crying in baseball line is from "A League of Their Own"

That's white's favorite movie. He watches it every week just to see Rosie.

[whitelightnin_23]

That's white's favorite movie. He watches it every week just to see Rosie.

yeah, her and geena davis in a baseball uni do it for me every time!!!

mmmm...