Eva Longoria says no sex for Tony Parker

[Pflugerville Ag]

Well, I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship. Eva Longoria is cutting off sex from fiance Tony Parker until their wedding in July. Sucks for the Spurs. Poor guy is going to be playing basketball with a loaded gun.


Eva told late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel last week that she and Tony have agreed to put a ban on sex while Tony's San Antonio Spurs team are in the NBA playoffs in America. She said: "Luckily, we're getting married after the playoffs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272613188.shtml

[Burnetaggie99]

:laugh:

[whitelightnin_23]

This is how wars start...

[Pflugerville Ag]

I like how the article says that they agreed to it. I'm sure Parker is very pleased with this and was all for it. I guess he'll only be having sex with his road mistresses for the next two months.

I can't even imagine how much crap the rest of the team will be giving him in the locker room now.

[Mole]

I can't even imagine how much crap the rest of the team will be giving him in the locker room now.

All he has to do is look at them and say, "I'm getting married to Eva Longoria. Who are you going home to?"

[Pflugerville Ag]

All he has to do is look at them and say, "I'm getting married to Eva Longoria. Who are you going home to?"

True, but I seriously doubt too many NBA players are married to bad looking women.

[whitelightnin_23]

All he has to do is look at them and say, "I'm getting married to Eva Longoria. Who are you going home to?"

they'll say...um, sex...which is more than you're getting.

[aggie1997]

Wow. I am sure Tony appreciates her letting America know that he is not getting any from his fiance for the next few weeks.

Exactly how is this supposed to help? If he helps the team lose, then he gets to have sex with Eva sooner. Is she not a true Spurs fan?

[4thgenerationag]

They have sex? :wow:

[/sarcasm]

[The Massacre]

he has plenty of hoes to tap while he is famous and on the road. i doubt he is worried about this at all.

[jagowar]

i do wonder if tony might have demanded the no sex thing.... i cant remember when this was but i thought there was a game or two where he really wasnt concentrating on the game because of her and it caused the spurs to lose a few playoff games (i still think they came back and won the series) but like i said its all kinda hazy. But he might want to focus on just playing basketball right now and not even see her till the playoffs are over to avoid that from happening again.

[whitelightnin_23]

the harder you try to NOT think about it...the more you think about it...

[blackgloves]

Tony may control the ball on the court, but Eva controls the ball in the bedroom


tia

[whitelightnin_23]

Tony may control the ball on the court, but Eva controls the ballS in the bedroom

FIFY

[Dustin00whoop]

Good point, White....we're not talking about Lance Armstrong here! ;)

[WesTxAg]

If I were any opposing fan, I'd be holding a huge sign behind the backboard while he's shooting free throws of a really nice rack...and I ain't talkin abuot Chili's baby back ribs(barbecque sauce!)

[Pumchavas28]

If Tony was shooting at your arena & you were the owner, would you play sex noises over the intercom just to get in his head??? ;)

[Pflugerville Ag]

If Tony was shooting at your arena & you were the owner, would you play sex noises over the intercom just to get in his head??? ;)

Sex scene with her from Desperate Housewives on the jumbotron.

[Pumchavas28]

You do that... & I doubt the refs or anyone in the arena will be watching to see if he makes the shot or not.... :cool: