Paris Hilton asks Swartzenegger for a pardon

[Pflugerville Ag]

Okay, just b/c you are a rich bitch that likes your name in the papers does not mean that you are above the law.


The petition, looking to appeal to "all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice," describes Hilton as someone who "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to [most of] our otherwise mundane lives."

In exchange for her global good deeds, the petition contends, she should not be locked up.

"Please allow her to return to her career and life," the petition reads. "Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson...She is distraught and understandably afraid."

If the late Former President Gerald Ford (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=ApFwgUW2KLYTndoYtPzu06GGo9EF/SIG=11bgfiqt5/**http%3a//tv.yahoo.com/contributor/402849) could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AsOGcA7gnImaae.CXQMX6m2Go9EF/SIG=113cskej7/**http%3a//tv.yahoo.com/show/32803) Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AktvwlRgGWHmvBcz67Zkg5WGo9EF/SIG=113cskej7/**http%3a//tv.yahoo.com/show/32803) Whitney Hilton.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20070509:5aacb58399e7_4e d9_957b_847fa56f135d__ER:1

[whitelightnin_23]

no way this happens...political suicide & MADD will be all over his arse...

[Dustin00whoop]

I will hate The Govanator for eva if he does this!

[whitelightnin_23]

I say he lengthens her term...

[aggie1997]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::l augh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::la ugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

That is some funny shyt! Hope she likes her new Simple Life (and roommate)

[jagowar]

20 bucks says this backfires and she realizes how much everybody wants her in jail ;)

[aggie1997]

So do you think she will release a follow up video called "44 Nights In Paris"?

[Pflugerville Ag]

Nice one '97!

[whitelightnin_23]

So do you think she will release a follow up video called "44 Knights In Paris"?

FIFY

[aggie1997]

Or... 44 Crack Hoes in Paris

[TexAgFromCal]

I was in CICI's today and they had headline news on. Some woman that used to run a high class hooker ring was on telling what the prison was going to be like. She said that the lights are on all the time and that there are clear glass doors on the cells that let the guards see into the cell and that the crapper has not obstruction so they could even watch her go to the bathroom. I thought that the guards wouldn't be that interested because I am sure they all have seen her video. The woman was just really annoying because headline news replayed that segment like 4 times while we were at CICI's.

[whitelightnin_23]

I was in CICI's today and they had headline news on. Some woman that used to run a high class hooker ring was on telling what the prison was going to be like. She said that the lights are on all the time and that there are clear glass doors on the cells that let the guards see into the cell and that the crapper has not obstruction so they could even watch her go to the bathroom. I thought that the guards wouldn't be that interested because I am sure they all have seen her video. The woman was just really annoying because headline news replayed that segment like 4 times while we were at CICI's.

you met a hooker @ CiCi's? go figure...:gig:

;)

[blackgloves]

"she didn't hurt or kill anyone"


:bored:
Wow.... these people must have IQ's of around the speed limit in a school zone

[blackgloves]

you met a hooker @ CiCi's? go figure...:gig:

;)


Hookers at CiCi's make "special" pizza

its more than just sausage