Skinny Dipping ... Old and Slow But Fast

[legelegel]

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man had owned a large farm in Virginia for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some
picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as
he hadn't been there for a while, and looked it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said ..
I'm here to feed the alligator!"

Moral of the story:
Old men may move slow but can still think fast.:smart:

http://www.sitting-ducks.com/ducks/strangerinparadise.jpg

[BAGGIO]

excellent. not rep worthy but today im feeling happy:rep:

[legelegel]

I'm glad when anyone is happy. I know it will continue.

[BAGGIO]

Ducks, why did it have to be ducks?
http://www.paulvisco.org/tempreal/users/chosen_few/images/Real%20Indiana%20Jones.jpg

[Mole]

Good joke!

[whitelightnin_23]

ducks = :popcorn:

[Curly06]

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man had owned a large farm in Virginia for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some
picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as
he hadn't been there for a while, and looked it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said ..
I'm here to feed the alligator!"

Moral of the story:
Old men may move slow but can still think fast.:smart:

aw thats cute- thats somethin my grandpa would say

[hmiles619]

did someone say ducks?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/hmiles619/duck.jpg

[Mole]

That's a nice picture of a duck.

[hmiles619]

That's a nice picture of a duck.

where have you been? :laugh:

[Curly06]

miles you should be so proud

[hmiles619]

yeah, i'm thinking about adding "wildlife photographer" to my business card :cool:

[PJAggiegrrl]

Ducks? Where??:laugh: :smart:

[Curly06]

yeah, i'm thinking about adding "wildlife photographer" to my business card :cool:

minus the wild part

[whitelightnin_23]

did someone say ducks?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/hmiles619/duck.jpg

:popcorn:

[legelegel]

aw thats cute- thats somethin my grandpa would say

He must be a good man.

[Curly06]

He must be a good man.
lol hes 86- old country man who goes to every athletic function in Aledo.
he friendly flirts with every lady he sees

[legelegel]

Foreplay
http://www.sitting-ducks.com/ducks/foreplay.jpg

[Dustin00whoop]

did someone say ducks?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/hmiles619/duck.jpg

Damn...that duck only has one foot!

[Gravy]

Damn...that duck only has one foot!


Well, with a duck that good, you don't wanna eat it all at one time! ;)