Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone Parody

[whitelightnin_23]

Normally I'm not a parody fan...especially when it comes to something as sacred as Pantera...but I thought this was hilarious...

May contain some language (maybe NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZLQ6svHCVc

[Mezentius]

I'm a monster Pantera fan...this made me laught like a fool.

[whitelightnin_23]

I'm a monster Pantera fan...this made me laught like a fool.

yeah there's several more:

Slaughtered
F'n hostile
This Love
Mouth for War
etc...

Just do a Pantera parody search on youtube (or search by the creators of the video)...

[Mezentius]

YouTube - Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone
Of course the original is better

[Mezentius]

Or this completely nsfw fight
YouTube - 7 pound dildo fight

[whitelightnin_23]

I think I hear the J-Train coming...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ZNr4UwA70

[whitelightnin_23]

btw...pantera :rep:

[Mezentius]

Yeah you do...first good game of the season and its coming.
Everytime he comes on the field that should be played.

[legelegel]

I don't get it.

[whitelightnin_23]

I don't get it.

do you know who Pantera is?

[Loftin]

Rock music peaked in the 90s and just hasn't been as good since...:sad:

[whitelightnin_23]

Rock music peaked in the 90s and just hasn't been as good since...:sad:

sadly, I agree...

still some good ones around...but they're few & far between...and not as popular :sad:

[legelegel]

do you know who Pantera is?

I have heard the name, but can honestly say I could not identify the group or their music.

[The Massacre]

legel: here's a taste of their music.

RAAAAAAAAA AWWWWWWW ROOARRRRRR UGGGGGHHHH AWWWWWWWW RAAAAAAAAAW

just repeat that over and over with some bass behind it.

[BAGGIO]

i love tampora

[BAGGIO]

legel: here's a taste of their music.

RAAAAAAAAA AWWWWWWW ROOARRRRRR UGGGGGHHHH AWWWWWWWW RAAAAAAAAAW

just repeat that over and over with some bass behind it.

ignorance:mad:

[The Massacre]

but then again, i listen to Texas Country, rap, and sinatra, so what do i know.

EDIT - now now metal head, no need for that.

[legelegel]

This is interesting. I just found some of their lyrics while I was searching a quote from a movie. Do you know what quote I was looking at on the Internet?

Pantera -

Cowboys From Hell

Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
We're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell
Pillage the village, trash the scene
But better not take it out on me
'Cause a ghost town is found
Where your city used to be
So out of the darkness and into the light
Sparks fly everywhere in sight
From my double barrel, 12 gauge,
Can't lock me in your cage
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell

Psycho Holiday

Empty and sweating
Head lying in your hands
Shaking in the corner
Done too much alcohol
Gotta get away from it all
'Cause it feels my blood is freezing
My self insanity has taken its toll
Frustration has taken its control
Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
Shot down on sight
You are the target of attention
One woman here another there
You can't please all the people all the time
Can't tell the strangers
From the friends you know
Frustration has taken it's control
Now you're far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set your demons free
Been put through the test
Your mind laid to rest
You're on a psycho holiday
I'm strapped in for life
Is this where I lived
Or where I died
You want my money
You take my space
My mind is telling me
To leave this place
My self insanity has taken its toll
Frustration has taken its control
Now you're far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set your demons free
Been put through the test
Your mind laid to rest
You're on a psycho holiday

Heresy

Here we are
In a world of corruption
Human nature is
Of violent Breed
Who cares if there;s no tomorrow
When I die for my future's
Laid out for me
Can't you see?
Rise above the lies
Morals on a backwards globe
A sin to you
For me it's hope.
It's my life and provision
Black or white
Some pay to pray
You question why they
Act this way
It's their ************ing decision
No more judgement day
Only tranquility
Peace signs, protest lines
Mean nothing to me
Honesty born in me
Heresy
I know what's right or wrong
And my belief is stronger
Than your advice
People, they go to war
Because religion gives them
Reason to fight
Sacrifice, die for pride
A group that caters
No one's fees
Or synthetic deities
Is where I belong
My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack
No more judgement day
Only tranquility
Peace signs, protest lines
Mean nothing to me
Honesty born in me
Heresy

Cemetary Gates

The reverend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask him why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your (face)
Well I guess
You took my mouth
I gave it all away
Like the birth of a
New-found joy
This love would end in rage
And when she died
I couldn't cry
The pride within my soul
You left me incomplete
Memories now unfold.
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the
Cemetery gates
Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last
Through all those
Complex years
I thought I was alone
I didn't care to look around
And make this world my own
And when she died
I should've cried and spared myself some pain...
Left me incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain
The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the cemetery gates

Domination

Agony is the price
That you'll pay in the end
Domination consumes you
Then calls you a friend
It's a twisted fall
Binds are like steel
And manipulates the will to be
And it's hard to see
How soon we forget
When there's nothing else
Left to destroy
It's a useless ploy
Your eyes will see
The dawn of the day
And the writing
On the wall
Those words that stare
Into your soul
And to yourself
You will befall
It's domination pushed into living hell
Domination a now blacked heart
Is reaching out divinity
Body suspended by chains over razors
And nails it's a penalty
Each razor a vice and each nail
Marks the demise of you life.
Grim construction grows
Has life played a trick
Sealed you in brick by brick
Till your end forcing you to bend
Your eyes will see
The dawn of the day
And the writing
On the wall
Those words that stare
Into your soul
And to yourself
You will befall
It's domination pushed into living hell
Domination a now blacked heart
Is reaching out divinity
Body suspended by chains over razors
And nails it's a penalty
Each razor a vice and each nail
Marks the demise of you life.
Grim construction grows
Has life played a trick
Sealed you in brick by brick
Till your end forcing you to bend

Shattered

It's storming broken glass, corpses left in piles
Ungracious bludgeonmnet that breaks the earth for miles
Nothing can stop it, the day has come, from below it's catastrophic
Freezing, there's no healing families are dying
This world is shattered... all shattered
Life crushing turbulence, this wrath can't be denied
Wishing you could help your friends, standing where they died
Echoes haunting, a hollow planet, lacerations, dissected nation
Freezing, there's no healing families are dying
This world is shattered... all shattered

Clash With Reality

Sometimes I know
I feel untouchable
Drowning in life
Caught up in the accessible
Back down the ground
I hear the sound
there's no escape
The concrete cloud
Spilling on me
Drenching me with
Laymen's sins
I hear the sirens
From the back of me
I'm crashing face first
Into the glass eye
Clash with reality
It rears it's ugly head
Clash with reality
The indescribable
Let the dogs lie
Where we sleep
Irrelevant theme
A situation and there's
Nothing but right
In kicks the door
Nobody moves
'Cause in walks the problem
Dictates your fate
Evicts, convicts
Who'll sign the write of life?
This now becomes
Their morbid game
Who's piss poor excuse
Is this for a world?
It swells my hatred
Day by day
Clash with reality
It rears it's ugly head
Clash with reality
The indescribable
Let the dogs lie
Where we sleep
Irrelevant theme

Medicine Man

Many distant miles away
Past the shores of ever dark
There stays a magic man
Who bears an evil mark
He helps all concerned
Those who come again return
Injecting lies while fires burn
The devil's heart
With angel's words
Have you wondered
What heaven's like?
He can show you in one night
Overwhelming with euphoric lift
To lure you to steal your gift
Intoxication
Seeping down to the bone
And there's no question
Where you have to go
Understand just take his hand
He's the medicine man
Once proud and fearless men
With desire in their eyes
Lost strong and fruitful lives
To self-indulgent ties
Their souls were dipped in venom
And put into a box
Then placed upon a crowded shelf
Where countless souls now rot
Have you ever wondered what hell's like?
He can take you there
Just one taste and you'll be back
And by the high you'll swear
Intoxication
Seeping down to the bone
And there's no question
Where you have to go
Understand just take his hand
He's the medicine man

Message In Blood

There's a place that I keep deep inside me
It can trigger my mind
All along I knew it has been with me
Since I was just a child
I just summon power within my soul
It has given me life, beyond life I take
Blame for my murderous problem my signature
Always reminds
It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life
I'm provoked into sick confrontations, brutal
Time after time, bed of nails, suffocation,
life's ending, slay in different designs
One mans misery is another mans mystery
No one cares to understand my
Demented means
Sticks and stones can break all your
brittle bones, epitaph written at your feet
It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life

The Sleep

Understanding what has
Happened before us
We are confined to a
Darkened hidden tomb
The conquering of our world
As we knew it
Rise above this pit
Of sorrow and pain
Among the few
We are the avant leaders
We've got to live
Through this trouble and decay
This question haunts my mind
Will we survive this night?
We're harboring the meek
Will we survive the sleep?
Unsure and scared
We are planning our reprise
Revolves around this world
We don't know anymore
The odds against us
Yet we're stronger and prevailing
Learn from mistakes
Counting souls for sale
This question haunts my mind
Will we survive this night?
We're harboring the meek
Will we survive the sleep?

[legelegel]

The Art of Shredding

Unity is a rare thing
Blind eyes of society bring
The category of minority
Now what are we supposed to be?
Born free to be
Powerless to change the world
With our lives in the hands of madmen
Now in times when society needs us
This is where the sin begins
We're aware they're going to free us
Rage from our hearts within
Born of this world
Which is a living hell
But we'll be closer to heaven
So now, this is the art
To shred... its only emotion

http://members.aol.com/torgon/hell.txt (http://members.aol.com/torgon/hell.txt)

[BAGGIO]

the lyrics to uplift are my favorite

[legelegel]

the lyrics to uplift are my favorite

Yes, very uplifting.:headslap:

Read the last lines. We should all live by these.:stupid:

Uplift

by Pantera

album: Reinventing The Steel (2000)

Uplift

by Pantera

album: Reinventing The Steel (2000)

On one whole bottle "uplifting!"
There is no telling what I'll do
Run head first into traffic
A mindset of annihilation

No sense makes sense
You can't get bought without thought
Ahh... no sense makes sense
You can't get bought without thought inside
Your head now

Uplift - uplifting
Uplifting now

On hallucinogenic "uplift"
I can step out of my body
Religion is in myself
I'll split my head in two and see you twice

No sense makes sense
You can't get bought without thought
Ahh... no sense makes sense
You can't get bought without thought inside
your head now

Uplift... uplifting
Uplifting now...
Uplifting you now...

Give me alcohol extremeties
Instead of proofless christianity
Drunked up in a coma place
Critics disgusted, but a smile on my ************ing face
I do anything that I want
And I get everything that I ask
And if this message bothers you, you know
Just kiss my ************ing ass hole

http://www.lyricsbox.com/pantera-lyrics-uplift-2rrvspr.html (http://www.lyricsbox.com/pantera-lyrics-uplift-2rrvspr.html)

[BAGGIO]

http://photos-630.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v15/53/82/8314199/n8314199_18821630_6478.jpg

[Dustin00whoop]

Dude...sweet pic of you & Dime!

[legelegel]

Army AGG, hopefully you will grow tired of this crap soon.;)

[Dustin00whoop]

That ever give any more insite into why that dude shot him?

[BAGGIO]

... because he broke up Pantera is what he was screaming. Such a waste.

[BAGGIO]

Dude...sweet pic of you & Dime!

that aint me, its my bud T-Bag. Just tryin to rap Pantera and A&M into one happy bow.

[BAGGIO]

Army AGG, hopefully you will grow tired of this crap soon.;)

i challenge you to a duel.

[legelegel]

i challenge you to a duel.

You are easily insulted. :laugh:

[BAGGIO]

pistols at dawn

[legelegel]

pistols at dawn

I'm not worried. You probably lost your hearing long ago and will not be able to hear the command to fire.

[BAGGIO]

hahaha its only 75% in my right ear. Cha Ching with VA disability.

[Dustin00whoop]

Please tell me you just didn't say you had a buddy named T-Bag! I'm not even going to ask!

[BAGGIO]

... well it was either that or sprinkles

[xxx]

fight fight, an aggie is going to die. :popcorn:

[xxx]

bird beak wont fight i know it.

[legelegel]

Bye for now.

[PJAggiegrrl]

I love cemetary gates... got to be one of my favs....:gig:

[whitelightnin_23]

i love tampora

you must have seen the "Vulgar Videos"...the Skid Row reference???

[BAGGIO]

indeed, ricky!

[xxx]

hey buddy, do you still sell wiskey in jars?

[whitelightnin_23]

that aint me, its my bud T-Bag. Just tryin to rap Pantera and A&M into one happy bow.

oh well...I :rep:'d you anyways...

awesomeness.
You just took a step up in my book...

[whitelightnin_23]

hey buddy, do you still sell wiskey in jars?

f off...

[xxx]

hey, white man. did you know you kids going be called a bootleger's kid like the ou coach.

[whitelightnin_23]

hey, white man. did you know you kids going be called a bootleger's kid like the ou coach.

are you kidding???

nice legel...

[xxx]

gravy, gregh, gray, grey, gehy, gay all these names confuse me.

[PJAggiegrrl]

Pantera= the greatest rockers of all time

Just thought I would throw that out there.

[whitelightnin_23]

Pantera= the greatest rockers of all time

Just thought I would throw that out there.

:rep:
absolutely!

[BAGGIO]

xxx ive been reading your posts for two days and not one of them makes any sence, or is even close to coherent.

[xxx]

I told you a will graduate soon and I will be a lot smarter then you will see.

[PJAggiegrrl]

graduating from tu is not that great of an accomplishment