computer help

[Superaggie79]

something is up with my computer. It keeps showing I'm low on virtual memory and I'm constantly sending and recieving information according to the local area connection. I run free AVG antivirus but it's messed up now and I can't even uninstall it and re-install. I've run ad-aware too but it still acts weird.

[Dustin00whoop]

Stay off the porn sites. :headslap:

[Superaggie79]

It's my work computer. I'm not on porn sites

[Dustin00whoop]

Get on the porn sites. :huh:

[TwelfthAG]

Call the IT guy.

[BAGGIO]

jiggle the handle

[Superaggie79]

Call the IT guy.
Afraid he's going to be pissed when he sees all the time I've spent on here. He's thought I had a virus but ran all this crap on here and couldn't find anything about a month ago.

[Pflugerville Ag]

Stick the most powerful magnet you can find on your computer. You'll get a new computer and won't have this problem any more.

[Superaggie79]

Well I found a free security task manager that rates how dangerous all the processes that are running. It's a pretty cool little deal. It got the AVG off of there and it's running alot faster.

[The Massacre]

well post a link for everyone, you greedy greg. ;)

[Superaggie79]

http://www.neuber.com/taskmanager/

[The Massacre]

tyty :rep:

[PinetarAg]

jiggle the handle

funniest thing I've read in awhile...:rep:

[The Massacre]

yah, i laughed at that one too pinetar.

[BAGGIO]

well i would like to help more but i dont have a computer, i have a porn machine. its gets porn real good.

[Gravy]

You have an IT person, but because you don't wanna piss him/her off, you ask people on a sports forum to tell you what to do. I am sure he/she will be thrilled....:headslap:

[Superaggie79]

this is a technologoy forum :bored: