Horns Preview of A&M

[polish]

http://texashorns.net/v-web/b2/index.php?p=51

It's written as a joke and pretty funny :cheesy:

[Loftin]

What a suprise, the Longhorn site predicts a blowout loss to Texas. A&M's blowout losses to Tech and OU are also mandatory predictions if you want to be a true whorn fan.

[CoolaidWade]

I laughed.

[Loftin]

The real meat of the schedule begins here. Colorado is just too tough as Barnett has succesfully recruited two rapists to anchor his defensive line. After the game McNeal testifies to the Colorado Regents that he, in fact, was taken advantage of at a Colorado recruiting party the night after the game. Barnett keeps his job saying that Reggie was not invited to the party. Reggie’s legal team counters with an E-Vite sent by Barnett, which Reggie replied with “Yes, wouldn’t miss it for the world!!!”

Ok, this part was pretty funny, I have to admit.

[Slotback]

I believe that was a good piece of satire.