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polish

07-20-2005, 07:53 AM

http://cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=49215

Smurfs the movie, in 3D. Wow, i'm quite disturbed :cry:

sarge07

07-20-2005, 07:56 AM

nothing original anymore!!

jagowar

07-20-2005, 08:39 AM

man they really need to fire every creative person in hollywood..... but then again the idiot masses are spending lots of $$$ to see all these remakes. But it will fall off eventually and Im sure the MPAA will try to blame it on pirating.

Pflugerville Ag

07-20-2005, 08:49 AM

They are going to need some drug dogs at the entrance of every movie theater showing this movie.

Loftin

07-20-2005, 09:27 AM

I'm still waiting for Gigli to appear in an IMAX theater.

CoolaidWade

07-20-2005, 09:28 AM

So they one smurfette in a village with 100's of other smurfs. How wrong is that?? Am I the only person that ever caught that?

TwelfthAG

07-20-2005, 09:33 AM

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: That is freaking Smurf.

polish

07-20-2005, 09:43 AM

So they one smurfette in a village with 100's of other smurfs. How wrong is that?? Am I the only person that ever caught that?

They were originally no girls and then feminist started b***hing and the cartoon people had gargamel create a wooden girl smurf who Papa smurf turned real.

Thats why Supergirl and Hawkgirl and the such all were created, to appease the feminist movement.

dre1222

07-20-2005, 10:42 PM

I liked the smurfs.

TwelfthAG

07-20-2005, 10:42 PM

I don't remember them at all.

dre1222

07-21-2005, 02:31 AM

:eek:

polish

07-21-2005, 06:37 AM

I agree the Smurfs were awesome. The intro song is annoying, but the cartoon was good

Bleed Gold

07-21-2005, 02:43 PM

TwelfthAG

07-21-2005, 02:44 PM

Somebody must have been watching Family Guy the other night! :D

Awesome, someone knew what I was talking about! :gig:

I liked this from last sunday:
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder! "