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CoolaidWade
07-14-2005, 02:51 PM
A&M is the best.... UT suck..... Too many opinions. But today I got a great call from one of my buddies in LA. He is a caveman but somehow made it to a lawyer. They call him the unfrozen caveman lawyer because he just recently got unfrozen in an icy crevice. And because he thinks you are a good bunch of posters he said I could you what he thought about the state of college football. This is what he said:

"Wade, I'm just a caveman. I fell into some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists.... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your tall buildings and flashing neon signs sometimes I just want to get away and run as fast as I can to my place in Martha's Vineyards. I am at home hunting a wholly mammoth then I am a good interier decorater. And when I see a solar eclipse like the one last week in Hawaii I go, "Is the sun eating the moon???" I don't know. Because I'm just a caveman, that's how I think. But the one thing I do know is that A&M will kick everyone's ass this year! Make some room!"

Bong!

http://www.bluecastlecorp.com/braves/Former_Braves/caveman-lawyer2.jpg

polish
07-14-2005, 02:53 PM
Cavemen were smarter than i gave them credit for

CoolaidWade
07-14-2005, 05:16 PM
Nobody ever watched Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? :(

http://caveman.ytmnd.com/

Loftin
07-14-2005, 06:53 PM
Nobody ever watched Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer? :(

http://caveman.ytmnd.com/

guess not...

CoolaidWade
07-14-2005, 09:47 PM
It was a skit on Saturday Night Live with Phil Hartman and was freaking funny. Basically he was a caveman who got thawed out and everytime he was in court he would basically have the same spill, "I'm just a caveman....yada yada yada .... your lights and sounds frighten and scare me yada yada....."

Then he would end up with, "....So I know nothing of your world. But I do know that so and so is NOT GUILTY as charged!" And the jury would go nuts.

It was funny but I guess you had to be there.

TwelfthAG
07-14-2005, 09:49 PM
He has an awesome phone!

EconAg05
07-15-2005, 06:01 PM
I loved that skit!!