Superaggie79
03-01-2007, 11:14 PM
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Austin P.D. Turns Blind Eye to Prostitution Ring
In an Aggiefans.com exclusive investigative report we have breaking news out of Travis County. It's well known throughout the country that "Austinites" are a different breed but today they've taken it to a new level as a well known prostituition ring was on national display in the Texas A&M versus Texas matchup on ESPN2.
It has been learned that Rick "don't call me busdriver" Barnes is the leader or "pimp" in charge of this particular ring. It's also being reported that he had his top three working men on display in a very bold move. They were John "Huggy Bear" Higgins, Larry "Is this your" Rose, and Mike "I got" Wood. Wood is believed to be the top performer after being awarded top College Official of the Year in 2003. It was sickening to see them perform the "favors" in one of the biggest games in the Big 12 this year. It would seem that Rick Barnes instructed them to give extra "care" to a one Kevin Durant who really seemed to enjoy their company. We will continue to break more on this story as it becomes available.
Austin P.D. Turns Blind Eye to Prostitution Ring
In an Aggiefans.com exclusive investigative report we have breaking news out of Travis County. It's well known throughout the country that "Austinites" are a different breed but today they've taken it to a new level as a well known prostituition ring was on national display in the Texas A&M versus Texas matchup on ESPN2.
It has been learned that Rick "don't call me busdriver" Barnes is the leader or "pimp" in charge of this particular ring. It's also being reported that he had his top three working men on display in a very bold move. They were John "Huggy Bear" Higgins, Larry "Is this your" Rose, and Mike "I got" Wood. Wood is believed to be the top performer after being awarded top College Official of the Year in 2003. It was sickening to see them perform the "favors" in one of the biggest games in the Big 12 this year. It would seem that Rick Barnes instructed them to give extra "care" to a one Kevin Durant who really seemed to enjoy their company. We will continue to break more on this story as it becomes available.