zrf2002
02-16-2007, 04:23 PM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
Ø40-ish…………………………….49.
ØAdventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
ØAthletic…………………………..No breasts.
ØAverage looking…………………Moooo.
ØBeautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
ØEmotionally Secure……………...On medication.
ØFeminist………………………….Fat.
ØFree Spirit………………………..Junkie.
ØFriendship first…………………..Former Slut.
ØNew-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
ØOld-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
ØOpen-minded…………………….Desperate.
ØOutgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
ØProfessional……………………...Bitch.
ØVoluptuous………………………Very fat.
ØLarge frame……………………...Hugely fat.
ØWants soul mate…………………Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
ØYes……………………………….No
ØNo………………………………..Yes
ØMaybe……………………………No
ØWe need………………………….I want
ØI am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
ØWe need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
ØSure, go ahead…………………...You better not
ØDo what you want……………….You will pay for this later
ØI am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
ØYou’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
ØI am hungry………………………I am hungry
ØI am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
ØI am tired…………………………I am tired
ØNice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
ØI love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
ØI am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
ØMay I have this dance?.................I’d like to have sex with you.
ØCan I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
ØDo you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
ØCan I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
ØI don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.
Ø40-ish…………………………….49.
ØAdventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
ØAthletic…………………………..No breasts.
ØAverage looking…………………Moooo.
ØBeautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
ØEmotionally Secure……………...On medication.
ØFeminist………………………….Fat.
ØFree Spirit………………………..Junkie.
ØFriendship first…………………..Former Slut.
ØNew-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
ØOld-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
ØOpen-minded…………………….Desperate.
ØOutgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
ØProfessional……………………...Bitch.
ØVoluptuous………………………Very fat.
ØLarge frame……………………...Hugely fat.
ØWants soul mate…………………Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
ØYes……………………………….No
ØNo………………………………..Yes
ØMaybe……………………………No
ØWe need………………………….I want
ØI am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
ØWe need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
ØSure, go ahead…………………...You better not
ØDo what you want……………….You will pay for this later
ØI am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
ØYou’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
ØI am hungry………………………I am hungry
ØI am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
ØI am tired…………………………I am tired
ØNice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
ØI love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
ØI am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
ØMay I have this dance?.................I’d like to have sex with you.
ØCan I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
ØDo you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
ØCan I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
ØI don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.