View Full Version : guy morris
Superaggie79
10-23-2006, 05:51 PM
wouldn't talk to chip howard today on the teleconference :crazy:
TwelfthAG
10-23-2006, 05:52 PM
That's suprising. I was expecting some smack talk from him to start off the week.
Superaggie79
10-23-2006, 05:53 PM
He said they introduced him as "media from College Station" Chip asked how he was doing and he didn't answer. Then Chip said he asked a question there was a long pause and then a general answer that didn't really answer
smp1313
10-23-2006, 05:57 PM
so he actually did talk...
Superaggie79
10-23-2006, 05:57 PM
I guess they didn't play it. Chip said the he got snubbed and wasn't to happy
CoolaidWade
10-23-2006, 06:33 PM
He wouldn't shake Fran's hand. He will pay. :cry:
Pumchavas28
10-23-2006, 06:34 PM
In his mind... he thinks Fran snubbed him.....
CoolaidWade
10-23-2006, 06:36 PM
In his mind... he thinks Fran snubbed him.....
In his mind he thinks the aliens are out to get him. And when our football team takes the field they all want to kill his dog and eat it.
12th man fan
10-23-2006, 07:07 PM
He's a legend in his own mind. The next three games for Baylor will take care of that.
Pumchavas28
10-23-2006, 07:08 PM
I wonder how many losing seasons at Baylor will it take for them to get rid of him.... I can't wait until he is gone....
12th man fan
10-23-2006, 07:19 PM
He'll get another three mediocre seasons before they tire of him...baylor is slow to act on coaching changes.
Who was that disaster they had before Morris? And they took a while to dump him didn't they?
CaliHornia
10-23-2006, 07:26 PM
I wonder how many losing seasons at Baylor will it take for them to get rid of him.... I can't wait until he is gone....
Who would do better there?
Burnetaggie99
10-24-2006, 01:17 AM
Fran should just bitc* slap him when we run out for pre - game.
AustinAG07
10-24-2006, 01:27 AM
maybe a dumb question but....who is chip howard and why wouldn't he talk to him?
Slotback
10-24-2006, 01:33 AM
Chip Howard is a sports media type in College Station.
Pumchavas28
10-24-2006, 08:04 AM
Who would do better there?
I would love to see Torbush take over Baylor.......
I would love to see Torbush take over Baylor.......
I asked this question in another thread and no one responded. What is Torbush doing now? Is he still coaching somewhere? I hope not.
Pflugerville Ag
10-24-2006, 10:04 AM
I didn't realize how much of a pansy Morris was. He needs to grow up.
PinetarAg
10-24-2006, 10:06 AM
I asked this question in another thread and no one responded. What is Torbush doing now? Is he still coaching somewhere? I hope not.
I was wondering the same things....sorry I don't have an answer for you, but at least you got a response this time ;)
Pumchavas28
10-24-2006, 10:10 AM
I tried to Google him but nothing came up about him being a coach some where....
Dustin00whoop
10-24-2006, 10:12 AM
He isn't coaching. I saw him in Wings N More off of Deacon this summer.
CaliHornia
10-24-2006, 10:13 AM
^
^
I don't think that's true. On Texags there was a thread mentioning that he got a job as an assistant with an HC that was an old friend. It was a pretty small school.
Dustin00whoop
10-24-2006, 10:16 AM
If he is coaching somewhere then it happened in August.
PinetarAg
10-24-2006, 10:17 AM
^
^
I don't think that's true. On Texags there was a thread mentioning that he got a job as an assistant with an HC that was an old friend. It was a pretty small school.
Actually that rings a bell....i think i remember hearing that too over the summer sometime
I tried to Google him but nothing came up about him being a coach some where....
You tried to Google him??!?!!!:wow: :wow:
;)
Pumchavas28
10-24-2006, 10:51 AM
You tried to Google him??!?!!!:wow: :wow:
;)
Ha ha ha....... :p
Burnetaggie99
10-24-2006, 12:23 PM
He is coaching at Carson - Newman College. He went back to coach were he got his degree.
Pflugerville Ag
10-24-2006, 12:52 PM
So what is the story about Morriss and showering with his sister? I keep seeing references to that, but have no idea what happened.
Burnetaggie99
10-24-2006, 12:56 PM
He said that after last years game @ Kyle field after losing to the AGS on the final TD run be Clew to win the game.
12th man fan
10-24-2006, 02:43 PM
So what is the story about Morriss and showering with his sister? I keep seeing references to that, but have no idea what happened.
Some idiot from the press asked Morris after last year's game if he was pleased that Baylor played A&M so close, even though Baylor didn't win.
Morris responded something like, Hell no, it doesn't feel good to come close to winning. Playing A&M close and losing is like taking a shower with your sister.
CoolaidWade
10-24-2006, 02:47 PM
Some idiot from the press asked Morris after last year's game if he was pleased that Baylor played A&M so close, even though Baylor didn't win.
Morris responded something like, Hell no, it doesn't feel good to come close to winning. Playing A&M close and losing is like taking a shower with your sister.
So he's kind of like Leach and his pirate quotes except Leach is actually funny and clever whereas Morris is just a sick bastard?
Dustin00whoop
10-24-2006, 02:53 PM
Come on, guys. Get it right--its Guy Morriss!
12th man fan
10-24-2006, 02:56 PM
So he's kind of like Leach and his pirate quotes except Leach is actually funny and clever whereas Morris is just a sick bastard?
You nailed it.
I've mentioned this before, but it bears repeting....
Before the TCU / Baylor game, the press was drooling all over Morris's "daring, gutsy" decision to hire a Junior College Offensive Coordinator and implement the "spread" offense. They showed Morris at practice, wearing a big ol' black cowboy hat, talking about him being from Texas, and the kept calling him "Gun Slinger" Guy Morris. They showed some film clips from practice where he's making these real dry, sarcasstic comments to his players ("you call that a hit?", "Is that all you got?", etc.) in his best southern drawl, meanwhile talking about what a great job he is doing rebuilding Baylor (which implies they were once good?), etc. The love fest went on endlessly.
Finally the game started, and TCU proceeded to kick Baylor's tail. We never heard anymore about "Gun Slinger" after that.
It seems anytime they hype up a player or a coach like that before a game, it backfires.
Loftin
10-24-2006, 03:20 PM
I think Guy Morriss is still the only coach in college football history to receive a Gatorade shower and lose the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-H-FQDenw
Mezentius
10-24-2006, 04:35 PM
I hear Guy Morriss is the national spokesman for Masengil containment units but I could be mistaken.
GSZ94
10-24-2006, 07:42 PM
I would love to see Torbush take over Baylor.......
I couldn't agree more! They deserve each other!:gig:
whitelightnin_23
10-24-2006, 07:44 PM
I think Guy Morriss is still the only coach in college football history to receive a Gatorade shower and lose the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR-H-FQDenw
I remember watching that live w/ some Kentucky fans...they were just standing there...not suprised...kind of like "well, that figures"...
vBulletin® v3.7.1, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.