Living Will

[Pflugerville Ag]

While I was watching a football game last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for a living will.

During the course of the conversation, I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegatative state, dependent on some machine, while taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw away all my beer. Sometimes its tough being married to a smart ass.

[CoolaidWade]

Funny! That is too funny.

[Gravy]

That is some pretty funny stuff.

[dre1222]

Did she really throw away your beer?

[whitelightnin_23]

that sounds like a good joke...if not, you have a freaking quick witted wife

That's awesome.

[hmiles619]

its a joke, i didn't want to call pflug out two days in a row, but since i didn't bring it up i'll confirm whitelightnin

[whitelightnin_23]

whatever it is, it made me laugh. :rep: for that.

[Pflugerville Ag]

Yeah, its a joke that my sister sent me. I thought it was damn funny.

[Mole]

its a joke, i didn't want to call pflug out two days in a row, but since i didn't bring it up i'll confirm whitelightnin

You shoulda added he stole it from texags. ;)

[hmiles619]

thanks mole

[Pflugerville Ag]

Yeah, I guess I should have checked other internet message boards to make sure that it hadn't been posted before! :)

[Mole]

thanks mole

hey i'm just funnin ya. don't be upset. :D

[hmiles619]

oh, not upset at all...sorry it came across that way

[hmiles619]

:gig:

[Dustin00whoop]

Aren't all jokes stolen to some degree. I mean, who the hell (besides writers for comedians) sits around & comes up with their own jokes. Let it rest, Miles. ;)

[Gravy]

Yours truly

[Dustin00whoop]

Yours truly

And that right there is proof enough for me why no one should ever do it.

[Kyle98]

I got that in email the other day too. Laughed my ass off.