texas sux beer

[Pflugerville Ag]

This is pretty funny. A brewery in Oklahoma sells a beer called texas sux. Read the "what people are saying" quotes on the bottom of the page. Some of them are pretty funny.

http://www.suxbeer.com/sux.html

http://www.suxbeer.com/images/bodyimages/suxpack_bottles.jpg

[Loftin]

I wish it would concentrate on the school, rather than the state. If it were an upside down horn instead of an upside down state of Texas, it would be funny.

[PinetarAg]

People from Oklahoma are just jealous of Texas. While everyone loves coming to Texas....who likes going up there.

Hell they live on land the US had to give away for reservations because no else one wanted it. And while Texas.........I'm sure everyone knows the story

[CoolaidWade]

The comments of what people and critics said about it are hilarious!

"I have a hard time ordering it because everytime I do the bartender goes, "I know." Haha!

[MDaggie09]

3.2% alc. by volume?? weak sauce, weak sauce

[Mole]

“You guys are a bunch of dicks!”
Matthew McConnaughey

Oh and everyone know why Texas doesn't fall into the ocean....becuase Oaklahoma Sucks.

[Pflugerville Ag]

3.2% alc. by volume?? weak sauce, weak sauce

I think there is some kind of law in Oklahoma that prevents beer from being stronger than 3.2%.

Also, there is a local brewery in Austin (Independence Brewery) that is selling OU sux beer this week.

[dre1222]

Actually, it said in excess of 3.2%. I know in CO they can only sell the stronger beer in liquor stores, instead of in grocery or convience stores. OK may be the same way.

[MDaggie09]

all my friends that go to OU complain about how weak all of their beers are and can barely keep up when they come back to texas

[Pflugerville Ag]

Here is the label for the Oklahoma Suxs beer. They are selling it in Central Markets in Austin. Not sure about anywhere else.

http://www.burntorangenation.com/images/admin/ousucksbeer.JPG

[MDaggie09]

i dunno about that whole "you'll be hooked" line...

[bobcatfan06]

Umm, it is brewed in Austin...and Tx/OU game is this weekend. Just a thought for the whole You'll Be Hooked line.

I actually tried some of this tonight and it's not half bad. About 8 bucks for a 6-pack but it's decent. As soon as OU wins though I'm breaking the bottle in front of my roomate who is a Longhorn fan.

[Pflugerville Ag]

$8 for a six pack?? Holy crap that is overpriced.